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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hollywood types who need me to write comedy sketches for them with a bunch of slackers who sit around drinking coffee and eating sour candy, Time Traveling Buxom Scientist Girls with Snazzy Clothing, Smart punk rock ladies. Stupid hip-hop chicks. JAPs. Rock & Roll Ghouls. Women who like the blues. Chicks who wear applebottoms and aren't afraid to cut me. Sentient Beings. Chicken ladies. Todd Hundley. Nick Tosches. Burgess Meredith's Ghost. Kaiser Souce. Mila Jovovich. Gary Busey, again...wait I never actually met him.

My Blog

Read My Article

http://www.chiefmag.com/blog/?p=2580
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 07:24:00 GMT

Photos

treesFinger puppets go to the beachpuppets trip
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:59:00 GMT

Childlike manicotti waits all day

Wriggle me a signator at the stationMy feet are years behind the boulevardWork time basketsThen noodle and friskGlucose tablets take precedenceYou evil smiling monolithWear the knownBuzz or howl at ba...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 10:41:00 GMT

The music plays&

A cold amalgam of thieves and stand up comedians,In a long room, wilted over the bar, sits destiny and friends,who shuffled in from the parade.The scheming streets, the nocturnal shifty eyed entourage...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:02:00 GMT

gutter howls

The hail fell as white noiseThe vagrant moon still moving across the sky,split my heavy eyes, spread out snarling smiles on the avenuea groggy leer, ten tin men dead on a chest, broken limbs, rusted k...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:19:00 GMT

All Tomorrows Parties - Minehead UK: Photos et al

The following are links to photos taken by me at the festival:http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=52965&l=1deb3 &id=672523332http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=52747&l=b e44d&id=672523332http://www...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:39:00 GMT

Brizzle, Dreams, Sweets

The seedy atmosphere and dreary weather is both overwhelming and underwhelming here in Bristol. Every young bloke and bird here seems to have dreadlocks and or wears a tracksuit. I have been misunders...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:44:00 GMT

Brizzle, Day two, mate.

Bristol, 'Ello Then !
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:39:00 GMT

Bristol, Day 1

Bristol Day 1
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:31:00 GMT

these arms of mine

in the time it takes to work all week and travela small nation could revolt and institute a new leaderthe bus rolls so silent in the morningand i witness a superb tapestry over the bayeach day a mix o...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:54:00 GMT