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Maestra

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About Me

I still suck my thumb. I use tongs to reach for items in my cabinet. . I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I am interested in neurons,neutrons,protons and electrons. Wanna rub your head on my balloons?
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I'd like to meet:

Anne Ramsey,Teresa Brewer him...0:28 mmm width="425" height="350" ..0:05

Music:

Ohhh

Movies:

Rokugatsu no hebi AKA Snake of June. Tomie.Haxan. Gandahar. Bad Education.Heavenly Creatures.Totally Awesome.Swimming Pool. Rabbits Moon. Slo Mo. Immortal Beloved. Ghost World.Lolita(both versions mmm Ennio).Amadeus.Born losers.Some Like it Hot (Jack Lemmon was one of the hottest men back then). Hitchcock.Dead Calm.Hedwig and the Angry Inch.Everything Shirley Temple.Virgin.Diary of A Porn Virgin.Last American Virgin.Talented Mr. Ripley.La Maschera del demonio.Ripleys Game. Hillary And Jackie.Rivers Edge.Christine.The Car. Uncle Sam (Any B movie makes my toes tap).Troma. Any 80's movie with bad acting and rad music.RAD.The Rain movie only Sharleen and I know. 13 Moons. Happiness. It's Pat. Drop Dead Fred.Haute Tension. Nothing but Trouble. Shane. The Devil and Daniel Johnston. Dead Man. Ron Burgandy. Nacho Libre (shut up it had it's parts). Dead Alive. Closer. Donnie Darko. Super Size Me.Science of Sleep. Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. The Quiet. Mystery Train. Babel. Big Trouble in Little China. The Golden Child. Dot the I.The Life.Haxan.Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl. Y tu mama tambien.

Television:

I don't watch much but when I did...History.Discovery.Animal Planet. Food NET. I try to avoid the news. ESPN. Wonder Showzen x 400. Arrested Development. Wild Boyz. Family Guy. ATHF. Oblongs. MXE. The Maxx. Aeon Flux.Tideland. The State. Kids in the Hall. Ab Fab. The Young Ones. Real Monsters. Ren and Stimps. Blues Clues. Backyardigans. Lazytown. Jacks Big Music show. Mr.Show. IfC (when Rollins isn't blabbing)Red Shoe Diaries. Real Sex. Bporn wiff Jenna. Flavor of Love. The Business. Sundance (for everything it is). BET (the jazz is friggin amazing). Spanish Soaps. Watching myself fuck myself... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Give one to me, I'll tell you how it is.

Heroes:

My father. My son. Myself. N.Tesla

My Blog

Eat your tomatoes. They're good for your balls.

I am growing tomatoes, wish me luck. If it gets good, I'm pickling.
Posted by Maestra on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

Another mans trash is another womans whore.

After watching A Simple Plan, at my friends place, I walked outside to find myself looking at a typewriter, similar to the one my father had bought me when I was 11. I waited around for five...
Posted by Maestra on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

Fear and Loathing New Jersey

What's special about New Jersey, well you fucking gringo, you aren't there.   You Are 89% New Jersey! Wow, you're totally Jersey.  There's no doubt about it.  Congratulations, and al...
Posted by Maestra on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:57:00 PST

ouchies

        ~Bottled up~ Broken winds pass by, Time follows quickly behind. Keep track of weather. by Rae
Posted by Maestra on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST

Oooo would you look at that.

This little Kitten Lost Her Mitten.   I'm writhing right next to my life. It's a constant chance of showers. I remember broken sandcastles, when I was 9, the ocean quickly de...
Posted by Maestra on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:18:00 PST

hmmmm

my myspace was deleted.
Posted by Maestra on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST