Toothpaste, Colgate mainly. Also I'm like, King Of Tedworld, so y'know, that takes up a lot of my time. Uh, I like to watch that red haired fella I live with do stuff. Mainly cos he takes me around and I can't move by my own accord so I have to follow him and see what he's up to all the time.
I am of course interested in all forms of artistic expressions. Except that Surrealism bollocks. I fucking hate Salvador Dali. Ok, so the guy could paint, but he was a fucking weirdo and his paintings meant stupid shit and were totally random. God, I fucking hate you all. Steve Buscemi, save me.
Oh, and fuckin' the bitches. Yeah.
No one. I'm anti-social. In a cool way though, not in the Goth, black lipstick, white face paint, bisexual, everyone in school hates me kinda way, more in the "Hi Ted!" "Do I know you?" "No, but my name's ..." *BAM, FORK IN THE EYE* kinda way. Ya dig, pally?
Ted is a World Wide hero, and global epidemic.
Ted has invaded the following countries: The Republic Of Ireland, Nothern Ireland, England, Scotland, The Isle Of Man, Wales, France, Spain, Belgium, Portugal, Holland, Germany, Italy, Swtizerland, Austria, The Czech Republic, Slovenia, Serbia, Croatia, Greece, Ukraine, Estonia, Russia, Slovakia, Hungary, Latvia, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Poland, Romania, Morocco, Egypt, South Africa, Mauritius, Israel, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Lebanon, Turkey, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, America, Mexico, The Dominican Republic, Guatemala, Argentina, Brazil, Venezuela, Uruguay, India, China, Japan, Taiwan, Thighland, South Korea, Indonesia and The Phillippines.
ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS!!
animus_laedendi: that's a dumb excuse, cause clowns don't play dress up when they go to the supermarket, if you know what i'm saying.
animus_laedendi: i read from down to up
How can you not hail such greatness?
CAUTION: Metal Thrashin' Mad Bear.
Metallica, Megadeth, Testament, Kreator, Bathory, Emperor, Forbidden, Slayer, Drudkh, Artillery, Sodom, Death Angel, Dark Angel, Down, Mercyful Fate, Holy Moses, Sabbat, Exodus, Dublin Death Patrol, Exhorder, Alice In Chains, Primordial, Carpathian Forest, DragonLord, Vio-Lence, Coroner, Venom, Anthrax, The Prodigy, Celtic Frost, Diamond Head, The Cooper Temple Clause, Rory Gallagher, Overkill, Destruction, Motörhead, Judas Priest, Guns N' Roses, Thin Lizzy, Superjoint Ritual, Pantera, Possessed, Noriyuki Asakura, Exmortem, Nile, Obituary Adem, Condemned, Sepultura (Thrash era), Iced Earth (early), Iron Maiden (in small doses), and Queens Of The Stone Age.
Reservoir Dogs, Momento, Ravenous, Seven, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, Intermission, Terminator I, Terminator II, Falling Down, Anchorman, Fight Club, Predator I, Die Hard trilogy, Ghost World, Airplane 1, Stargate, I'll probably add more in as they actually come to me ..
I could be a homo and say super Ted ... and seeming as I'm a homo, super Ted.
Yes yes, har har, how funny Ted. Ok, obviously the greatest show ever on TV, Oz.
As well as The Simpsons, Family Guy, Malcolm In The Middle, Seinfeld, Fraiser, Rescue Me, Stargate SG:1, Blackadder, House, Black Books, Drawn Together, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Alan Partridge, The Fast Show, South Park, you can probably guess the rest.
I read a book. That's right, I started it, and finished it. All within a week, too. You can all blame Évelynn for this mockery of what I stand for!
Dave Mustaine
Philip H. Anselmo
Steve Buscemi
Robbie Fowler
Dylan Moran
Kelsey Grammer
Richard Dean Anderson
Blooregard Q. Kazoo
Patrick Star
Ace "Quorthon" Forsberg
Layne Staley
Éve "The Joker" Cavalera
The Plain Face Smiley