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Chele

President for the Parentally Insane

About Me

Not only am I the President for the Parentally Insane, I'm also a Parent. Most importantly, I love to laugh and that, my friends, keeps me on the edge and stops me from falling into psycho-land, lol.



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Yes, I do have to remind myself, lol.
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My Interests

My kids, sports (mainly watching my children play them), reading (I'm an obsessive reader), music, art, my fuzzy-wuzzy fur children (aka dogs), did I say reading? And, somewhere in my dillusional mind, I'm a private dancer for Spike...no not James Marsters, but Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Come to think of it, he would make a perfect Zsadist in the Black Dagger Brotherhood series. YUM! And, what about ARES from Xena: Princess Warrior (aka Kevin Smith) as Wrath...uh, luscious!!! Anything where your imagination is require!

I Love Soccer! Love the NFL! Can't live without Softball! Buckeyes Rock! Da Bears! And...almost hate to admit it, but I use to watch wrestling, sometimes still do with Harriet and Z-man... The days of Stone Cold and Rocko & Socko are gone though...LMAO

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Not to sound like most women in the universe, but I'd love to meet Brad Pitt in a dark alley and jump his ever loving bones. Hugh Jackman can dress up as Wolverine for me any time. I'd love to kick some balls around (no pun intended .. maybe) with David Beckham. And, of course, every hero from J.R. Ward's Black Dagger Brotherhood series...YUM!! I'm not particularly into S & M but I'd let anyone of them tie me up and spank me. Of course Brad Pitt as Achilles, Gerard Butler straight out of 300 (In the Buff)! Spike and Ares are my wonder twins of the darkside. I'd gladly let them use whips and chains on me. Well, of course, only if I get to use them right back, hehehe. Not to mention, I would love to make a "video" with Damon Trebuchet the character Peter Miller plays on "MVP"!

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Geesh, where to begin!?! I LOVE ALL MUSIC...Country, from scrumptous Tim McGraw and Trace Adkins to Lil Big Town and LoneStar, 80s, Poison to Heart to Guns-n-Roses, Classical, Strauss Jr to Mozart, Oldies, Nat King Cole to Jerry Lee, you name it, we listen to it in my house, and yes, even today's music, especially Nickelback and Evanescence and who can forget the hot Chris Daughtry!!Did I happen to say Nickelback rocks?!

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Movies:

My all-time fave: Twister! No, not the game, the movie. I know but I can't help it. There's just something about it. Other than that, I'm a Lethal Weapon, Die Hard chic. I love to laugh and what better way than sarcasm. Oh my gosh, and I can't not say Ace Ventura! Let's not forget Goonies! Gotta love Goonies!

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My new favorite movies this summer (so far) are Wanted, Hancock, and I'm almost too embarrassed to admit...but...Step Brothers. It was so wrong in so many ways. If I wasn't so shocked and laughing so hard, I would have felt violated.

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Television:

The Dog Whisperer rules!!! I absolutely adore Cesar Millan! When I'm not totally engrossed in Cesar and Daddy, I'm an American Idol, Dancing with the Stars Junky who watches Food Network Challenge now religiously. I am absolutely addicted to REAPER. Sok, you rock!! my man! And, I am a Carlos Mencia fan! He is HI-larious! Oh My Gosh...and don't forget Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Xena: Princess Warrior! YEE-EE-EEE-EEE!! And, my new hero, The Foreman Series on TVland...and OH MY HOLY LORD IN HEAVEN... my new favorite night time drama "MVP" on SOAP! I need a bib to watch it!

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Love books that sizzle!
Myspace Animated GraphicsWhere on God's green Earth to begin? I am in a total Sci-Fi mode this year and loving it. I am a Keri Arthur fan to the extreme. I highly suggest you read her Guardian series starring the sexy, kick ass pup, Riley. Who could give Ms. Riley a run for her money? Why J.R. Ward's band of naughty, goliath brothers, that's who. I cannot say enough about the Black Dagger Brotherhood. In 2 words...Bite Me! Please! Okay, that was more than 2 but... Please, Wrath, Zsadist, Vishous...any one of you hunk of burning loves... bite me, pretty please!
Myspace Profile FunI have to say my girl, Keri Arthur, is a genious! Riley is my idol. She's independent, saucy, sassy, and if the mood hits her and the guy is lusty, she scroggs who she pleases. I think I'm in love, hehehe.
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Heroes:

I could go on and on about my book heroes but I would have to stick with a true legend in my book...My great-grandmother, Ohio. Yes, that was her real name! She raised 16 children and ran 2 businesses during the Depression. Always laughed, always loved. She never ran out of heart-stopping smiles. When I think of her, it is not all the stories and tales she bestowed on me or the unconditiona love, it was the bananas and romance novels! LOL Wherever she went or quite simply at home, there was a bunch of bananas and at least 3 romance novels. She was a powerful punch to humanity with all her compassion in such a tiny vessel, 4'10".
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My Blog

Soggy Walks

I had one of those "life's moments" this evening and had to write about it.  Sure, it will sound cheesy, but hopefully to someone, it will make sense, lol. Our lil dot-on-the-map town, is having...
Posted by Chele on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:23:00 PST

Best wishes to my girl!

I had a really nice weekend...my baby graduated high school! I am so proud of her.  She did it! I'm not sad, I'm not overly giddy.  It's very strange.  I'm just very content and complet...
Posted by Chele on Wed, 28 May 2008 05:06:00 PST

Writing for Ass-Backwards Folks

Okay, so I've been away for a bit...you all know eventually, unfortunately for you, I always come back.  First of all, an update, my baby has since turned 9 and as a belated birthday gift to hims...
Posted by Chele on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:51:00 PST

Too Young for a Cell Phone?

So, yes, I was one of those parents who bought their children cell phones.  Yes, they all have one.  From the 18 year old to the 8 year old.  Everyone has their own oppinions.  I d...
Posted by Chele on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

Spring is Here...Maybe...and Other Rambles

WARNING!! PMS ALERT! ILLITERACY ALERT! THE FOLLOWING BLOG WAS NOT EDITTED FOR MISSPELLING OR SENSE!   They say "officially" Spring is here, but I think they are lying! Then again, let’s jus...
Posted by Chele on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:04:00 PST

Good Gag Reflex, You May not Want to Know

Okay, short blog today, but I had to share a mommy thing.  One of those things most people don't want to share, but we all have lived through them. All right, so I'm sitting here sending out a Bi...
Posted by Chele on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:35:00 PST

Dr. Phil Test - I’m a 45

Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out!Read on, this is very interesting!Don't be overly sensiti...
Posted by Chele on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:02:00 PST

Lioness Protecting Her Young

Did I happen to mention I'm pissed today? No? Well, you've been warned!  You know, I hate it when life seems to be rolling along nicely, you're minding your own business and some prick comes alo...
Posted by Chele on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:38:00 PST

Soccer, Soccer!

Yes, we're a sports family and this weekend was no exception.  My boys both had football games.  Z won and Ceej didn't...bummer! Miz Harriet won all her games but one and it was enough to bo...
Posted by Chele on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:45:00 PST

College Night or Bakery?

Okay, so last night was my oldest daughter's college night at school...(sniff, sniff)...my baby's a senior! When the hell did that happen? Yeah, I know, people, do the math...I was 16, naive, and appa...
Posted by Chele on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:43:00 PST