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Don Tommaso

:-(

About Me

I'm MyMafia-Tom and I'm here to help you. Send me a pizzinu if you're confused by anything. Before asking me a question, please consult the Fa.Mi.Ly to see if your question has already been considered.

I may have been your Godfather when you were born. If you don't want me to be, click on your gun ,"Edit your useless and empty life" and remove yourself from this peaceful world!

Also, feel free to tell me what features you want to see on MyMafia and if I think it's not being too much of a disturb for our society, we'll do it!

My Interests

Internet, Porn Movies Production, Reading pizzini, not "singing", Pizzini Language, Culture of money, History of Communism until Portella della Ginestra, Sicilian Philosophy, Singing/Writing Music for your funeral, Running away from shots and cops, Finding New Food from your bones, Hiking your pocket, Travel for affairs, Building alternate communities

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet fellows who educate, inspire or entertain me... I have a few close "friends of friends" I've known all my life cause they know where their feet must stay and they know where yours must stay too. I'd like to make more before they make unforgivable mistakes.

Serious disclaimer - this page is actually a MySpace Parody as there are tons of them on the whole MySpace site; in this specifical case, it adds an anti-mafia intention, as you can easily perceive, and the tone is totally ironical-sarchastic. If you don't get this:

1) you possess no sufficial mental abilities to understand it, while instead, the rest of 99,99% of myspace users show instead to possess these same abilities and find it funny

2)you lack sense of humor.

3)you are less then 5 years old and use a MySpace account regarless of your real age.

4) you don't understand english + point #1 and you use your profile exclusively in italian and you are not able to get what's going on on this site, cause you came straight from some italian msnspaces profile and you don't get MySpace is INTERNATIONAL.Please consult an english teacher at least, or, better, go on MySpace after having at least learned some.

If you already have these mental issues, then don't add it and don't be a dick more than what you already are.Thanks.

Music:

Bands:the one preceding your funeral to the Church

Solo artists:Don Michael Corleone is class.

Singers: we.don't.like.them. DON'T SING Please.

Movies:

Films:The Godfather Directors:Francis Copolla (yes it's "Copolla" and not "Coppola"! Who do you think I am? an illitterate from Santa Monica?)

Television:

Prison Break

Books:

George Orwell

Heroes:

Friedrich Nietzche