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Dave Dwonch

I'm going to start adding people just so I can delete them, and I'm starting with girls that dumped

About Me

Yes, I'm finally updating this shit! All it took was getting another project to pimp. And that project is SRG Presents: Gnome. It's on page 342 of February's Previews. Pre-order it today!Check my shit out at: www.bigmonsterproductions.net

I also sell comics and all forms of geekery at my ebay store. CLICK HERE and shop til you're broke! Look for original art there soon.

I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

My Interests

The Arts, beer, and really good poop jokes.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is listening to our podcast, The Geek Savants! And people that will check out this bad boy:

Music:

YOUNG, ANGRY DAVE LOVED:Prong, Faith No More, early Metallica, Forbidden, Rage Against the Machine, NIN, Testament, Megadeth, early Van Halen, Queen, Alice in Chains, Ozzy and Sabbath, Public Enemy, NWA, and a whole bunch of cock-rock bands that he's too ashamed to list. It was the late 80's. Fuck you.FAT, OLD DAVE TOLERATES:The Killers, early Dave Matthews Band, Ozomatli, Mos Def, Keane, and Dragon Ash.And while I'm wondering where my balls and hairline went, I'd be remiss if I didn't say that the all mighty Led Zeppelin is the best band... ever.

Movies:

In no particular order: Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, The Usual Suspects, Beautiful Girls, Goldfinger, Evil Dead 2, Donnie Darko, Super Troopers, The Untouchables, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead (the original), Reality Bites, Clay Pigeons, Shallow Grave, the Professional, Battle Royale and Galaxy Quest.

Television:

Arrested Development, LOST, Angel, Deadwood, JLU, Freaks and Geeks, Wonderfalls, Celebrity Poker and Entourage.

Books:

I don't know if "comicbook" counts...

Heroes:

My dad. And Daredevil.

My Blog

PART 1: Yes, I partied like a Bachelor...

...for the very last time. This past weekend eleven of my closest friends and I took the long trip to Reno, Nevada for a two day debauchery to celebrate the shackling of yours truly. I, myself was luc...
Posted by Dave Dwonch on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:05:00 PST

No Rest for the Wicked...

I just wanted to let everyone know that, with a sigh of relief, I've just completed issue 4 of SPECIAL ED! Barring any irregularities in the space time continuum, the series will ship on schedule. Tak...
Posted by Dave Dwonch on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:59:00 PST

"Special Ed" No. 2 in this month's Previews!

Yup. I actually DID do a second issue... and it's in September's Previews. I know this book has been a long time coming for fans who first came across my litttle funnybook in 2005, but let me tell you...
Posted by Dave Dwonch on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST

SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON HERE I COME!

It's that time again. This Wednesday, at the strike of midnight, I'm jumping in my car for the long haul to Comic-con. Should take about 8 hours, three Red Bulls, and a tuna fish sandwich, but I shoul...
Posted by Dave Dwonch on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:25:00 PST

Pre-order "Ed" no.1 NOW!!

If you pre-order one book this month... make it Special EDucation! Follow these simple instructions: March right into your local comic shop, grab a Previews, turn to page 306, and shout, "You. Behind ...
Posted by Dave Dwonch on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:22:00 PST

THE ALIAS SERIES FINALE.

Ugh. What a piece of dog shit this was. If I knew the series was going to go this far downhill I never would have started watching Alias in the first place. Alias started it's journey to pooville in S...
Posted by Dave Dwonch on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:47:00 PST

The Flash is a dirty, dirty man.

Just got back from Six Flags Marine World. Being an ubergeek, I hounded some of the "Parkies" for a pic. For your enjoyment:Pretty sweet, right? Well, Kristen took a look at the photo and without blin...
Posted by Dave Dwonch on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:49:00 PST

Bone Bash, baby!

Can you just feel the faux excitement emanating from this blogs title? That's right, summer is upon us, and it's time for... Bone Bash!! This Friday Grant, Clay and I are headed to white trash heaven,...
Posted by Dave Dwonch on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:46:00 PST

THE FUTURE.

Today at work I walked by a kid wearing a Captain America shirt. He was about seven or eight years old, Asian, with a bowl-cut hairdo. He smiled at me innocently as I admired his shirt, which I found ...
Posted by Dave Dwonch on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:30:00 PST

More comics than you can shake a dick at.

Yes, I've returned once again with a new comic to push on you people. This one's a four issue miniseries and the pitch goes something like this:"Life and Death" tells the story of Johnny Ammon, an imm...
Posted by Dave Dwonch on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:10:00 PST