love american style, love donkey style, People who actually come out and compliment Ecto and I... people that see how amazing my wife: hella' kellie is...People can help me get where I need to get...robots...invisibility...gamma rays..Rappers who spend time actually making this art better..
I'd like to meet:
I would love to meet a lady who wants to come over and licky boom boom down my Wife. I cannot keep up with her sexual chocolate. unless i get a blunt or two in her then it is cutting log city.ZZZZ. but in the afternoon, I run through my one bedroom hiding from her insatiable poonanner. I also want everyone who knows me to tell someone about Unified School District. That is my band, and we kick ass. i cant tell you how proud I am of my bandmate and I, we are poised for mediocrity. HOORAY Mediocre...and also people who love cat jugglin' as much as i do. but seriously, unfourtunately i am already taken ladies so stop licking the screen.
Beau Shaver R.I.P.
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Music:
unified school district, fo duce hustlaz, mos def, de la soul, aesop rock, EL-p, MF Doom, DJ Ecto, Hard-Fi, beatles, david bowie, Coldplay, Radiohead, Otis Redding, The Kinks, The Cars, Jay-z, Edan, Sean Price, J-dilla,Postal Service,RJD2,Journey...thats the tip of the iceberg, ya little penguins!
Movies:
I just saw V for Vendetta..woah. top ten for sure. I have never read the graphic novel, but this movie blew my mind...go now don't read just go...........donnie darko, unbreakable,Iron giant (greatest cartoon ever) Garden State, Amelie, Fast Times at Ridgemont high, style wars, gummo, summer school, seven, ghostbusters, swingers, Oldboy, the Jerk,Battle Royale, american pimp, Anchorman,Magnolia, Hero, Big Lebowski, Almost Famous (directors cut)..I could never make a list of my faves..there are way too many...music and movies have dictated my life growing up.they are the way to my heart.
Television:
LOST is GOD of my world. if you want to talk lost then hit me up.. i love this fucking show. I do not miss it. don't call me while its on. this is a blunt show for me, as in I smoke a fat blunt andf watch this with the wife.next on my list of TV musts:
Pardon the Interruption
Survivor
CSI:vegas
How I met your mother
love monkey
American Idol
Project Runway
the Office (funniest show ever?)
Justice league Unlimited (now cancelled)
all HBO shows i can
Distortion 2 static
My name is Earl
Scrubs
and many many more which i would not survive if I did not have my TIVO, because this little gem gets all my obscure shit and saves it for me to burn my brain out on.ouch.
Books:
fast food nation, youth in revolt, fast couch, watchmen graphic novel, kingdom come, fight club.the walking dead,choke,letters to Penthouse,Lullaby,Revolting youth...if you can, grab the walking dead it is the best and if they could translate this into a tv show I would never leave the house..oh wait I don't
Heroes:
hulk, benjamin j grimm, superman, flash, sandman (not the gay gothic one), green lantern..uhh wait you mean real people? uhhh my mom and dad
