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Jesse Painless

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I'll make you scream if you make me breakfast.

My Interests

I've been in love mith my Mini for over 15 years:

But I can still have this sexy beast on the side:

And you ain't a real man without a Datsun:

Riding Bicycles on the street. It's no fun if you aren't in constant danger. I also have an overwhelming urge to populate my life with old cars. I gots me a 1961 Mini, a '66 Datsun and a Puma. A What? I said a Puma. Yes they mostly run. I bet I can talk about cars longer than you. I also like movies cuz I went to film school and I learned that I have to like them, although I'm still not so sure. I prefer my beer yellow - High Life is good. So is Duvel. Fernet Branca isn't made in heaven, but if such a place did exist, there would not be a shoratage of this lovely beverage. I like my retarded little dog, she's funny.

I'd like to meet:

My real parents. I know you're out there.

Music:

Mangione, Black Francis, Dandy Warhols Rule OK?, Judas Priest, Drones, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, 7 Seconds

Movies:

This agression will not stand, man.

What the hell is Punk shit? And Madonna can go to hell as far as I'm concerned. She's a dick.

Television:

Swarley.

Books:

You Can't Win, Barbary Coast, Almost Home, Youth in Revolt, Geek Love, Bukowski, David Sedaris, Anything with Jupiter Jones

Heroes:

Jewish people and daredevils.