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Hella' Kellie

love is love, butt naked cheese sandwiches

About Me

Let's Go To The Mall!!

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well lets see.... i'm a fun time gal and i like simple things. well i actually did it! you are looking at a licenced cosmetologist wow that sounds so professional and i love it, it's exactly what i want to be doing with my life. the lovely ladies at Barberella Beauty Lounge took a chance on me and i'm so glad they did!!!

when im not working and i actually have some free time i spend my days digging through piles of junk to find beautiful treasures burried at thrift stores, its hard to top the feeling of finding the perfect t-shirt that fits just right for seventy-five cents and then looking to the left and finding that cowboy boot shaped lamp you've been searching for to complete your living room decor, oh man its better than drugs.... i have a pickle obsession but i've been advised to tone it down a bit so i will, pickles yeah! you can usually find me hanging out with my husband, we have a running commentary about everyone and everything in the world around us, we love to people watch and discuss what we think those people are all about, breaking their life down to a few short sentences, its a fun game... living in oakland is great, i get to wake up in the morning and walk outside to find pieces of mangled weave at my doorstep...beautiful i tell ya

My Interests

thrift store expeditions, scrabble, sunny days and warm nights, riding my bike, all night yahtzee tournaments, cards and board games of all kinds, yoga, photobooths with super ugly, good food, bad food, dancing till my toes hurt, trying to get ecto drunk, road trips with good music turned up too loud while singing at the top of my lungs, going to the movies with john, all things hair related

I'd like to meet:

people who don't constantly talk shit about their friends, the person who invented cell phones so i can kill them, do-it-yourselfers, the austin craft mafia,

Music:

unified school district, ACTION!baby, four deuce hustlaz, the beatles, mf doom, air, prince, nas, ladytron, james brown, biggie, the rolling stones, specials,radiohead, deltron, nwa,dj ecto, portishead, ahmad jamal, david bowie, postal service, de la soul, the wu especially o.d.b. (r.i.p.), journey, mary j. blige, pink black,gnarls barkley, copywrite, the mayfire,

Movies:

the phantom toll booth, heathers, city of god, true romance, ichi the killer, lost boys, midnight madness, labrynth, 12 monkeys, one flew over the cuckoos nest, city of lost children, donnie darko, run ronnie run, willy wonka, sorority shower cam, coven, heavy metal parking lot, sleep away camp 2, amelie, american pimp,

Television:

lost, arrested development, the office, project runway, i shouldnt be alive, pti, dinner for 5, anything on the discovery health channel, sopranos, seinfeld reruns, shark week, unwrapped, six feet under, jeopardy, mr.show, home movies, monday night football, daily show, super market sweep, it's always sunny in philadelphia, venture brothers,

Books:

youth in revolt, beowulf, go ask alice, the botany of desire, fast food nation, the pokey little puppy, me talk pretty one day, lullaby, sasquatch and pete...

Heroes:

mary williams, Super Ugly,and the morons in this world who manage to make one good decision in their life by NOT having babies!

My Blog

it's been a while

wow! i havent written anything in hella long........... so much has happened and i havent said anything about it, what kind of girl am i? well lets see married life is great! i want to send a big shou...
Posted by Hella' Kellie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

21 grams

woooo woooooo!!!! ok technically, thug bear was sitting next to me first and then someone (no names needed) came in and pulled rank and put the smack down and re-arranged our movie viewing seats.... ...
Posted by Hella' Kellie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

beautiful people

i just want to say how much i love my friends. karin you are the best friend i've been waiting for my whole life, a true example of what a friend really is thanks for restoring my faith in females. ...
Posted by Hella' Kellie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST