Ummm, ignoring my phone, cjs central, genteel poverty, chain smoking, absinthe, self-loathing, self-deprecation, deprecation of others, deprecation in general, stray-cat wrangling, inciting riots, wall building, reading, inertia, opiates, cooking, hookers, cooking "with" hookers, insomnia, hiding from cameras, cheese of all sorts, co-dependency, travel, avoiding hangovers (generally without success), xanax, ennui, testing limits, covert operations, adventure/misadventure, sleeping late, stalking, leaving the US forever, feigning boredom, feigning interest, etc., whiskey, scotch, cheap beer, ripping off Cate's myspace page while pimping her art. See below for examples of both:
adopt your own virtual pet!Cate is very talented, I hope she gives me this painting:
Chainsmoking, cat loving social pariahs. People who enjoy this sort of activity:I would NOT like to meet anymore two faced, judgmental, back stabbing phonies ~ I don't have the energy to deal with you anymore. Go away, please, don't even bother pretending as if you are my friend or are otherwise interested in me.
Lots and then some, but some faves are. . .Elvis Costello, Grandaddy, XTC, Belle and Sebastian, David Bowie, Super Furry Animals, ELO, Buddy Holly, Danielson Family, Adam & the Ants, Slumber Party, the Pixies, The Ramones, Velvet Underground, Badly Drawn Boy, The Carter Family, Yes, Enon, the Clash, the Glands, Luna, Yo La Tengo, Ultravox, Edith Piaf, Add N to X, Stereolab, T-Rex, Joan Jett, OOIOO, Led Zepplin, Smashing Pumpkins, Melt-Bananna, weird old folk & bluegrass, nearly any classical, the Frogs, My Bloody Valentine, the Talking Heads, Blondie, the French Kicks, John Lennon/the Beatles,Material Issue, Air, The Moles, Serge Gainsbourg, Weezer, the English Beat, Hole, The New Pornographers, Supergrass, Johnny Cash, The Carter Family, Neutral Milk Hotel, Aphex Twin, The Replacements, The Kinks, Spoon, Nick Cave, Apples in Stereo, Dusty Springfield, Rick Springfield, Patsy Cline, the Silver Jews, the Bee Gee's, ESG, the Paris Gun, the Deathray Davies, the Flaming Lips, Justin North/The Everydays, the Chainsaw Kittens, Marmoset, the Starlight Mints, Dressy Bessy, Satellite 66, the Hot IQ's, Palomar, Walter Meego, the Changes, Catfish Haven, Palomar, the Figgs, Kaito u.k., Palaxy Tracks, your band, etc.
Wings of Desire, Cabin Boy, Earth Girls are Easy, Better Off Dead, Spirited Away, Shaun of the Dead, (anything with Zombies in it) Raising Arizona, Sabrina (the original), anything scary, Heathers, Selena, Shakes the Clown, Rushmore, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead (or anything w/Bruce Campbell), Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, All things John Waters, Army of Darkness, Raise the Red Lantern, Team America (fuck yeah), Slapshot (Paul Newman's finest moment), Secretary, Old School, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Repo Man, Grosse Point Blank, anything w/Clint Eastwood (who doesn't love a loner tough guy?), Serenity (thanks, J. Ferg!).
Most of my fave shows are not actually on the air anymore, but here we go...Six Feet Under, Inyuasha, Firefly, The Daily Show, South Park, Chappelle's Show, The Simpsons, House, Big Love, Strangers with Candy, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Reno 911, Hookers at the Point, BBC World News, Lost, ANTM, The Colbert Report, 24, and Chobits, which has the most addictive theme song ever. Oh Cate, why did you inflict this on me?
Dead white guys rock my world, Sci Fi/Detective trash (George R.R. Martin, David Brin, Zelazny, Ross Thomas, Guy Gavriel Kay, Neil Gaiman, Sherri Tepper,Robert Heinlein, Kate Elliott), any poetry (Dorothy Parker, the Romantics, Basho) or reference books(dictionaries rock!), the Illiad, Candide, the Orestia, David Sedaris, backs of cereal boxes. I'll read just about anything. I'm a little compulsive that way.
Greasers, outlaws, Stephen Colbert, FDR, Thomas Jefferson, Bruce Campbell, Anthony Bourdain, Monty Burns, John Briggs, Dorothy Parker , Eleanor Roosevelt, people with the nerve to be musicians for a living, santa clad animal wranglers who work on muscle cars in their spare time. People who think stuff like this is hilarious: CJS Saloon
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