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Kelly What?

knlslutface

About Me

this little old lady i work with thinks i can do anything. i want you to think that too.
i have a lot of nicknames, and sometimes (often) look elven.

names i will answer to:

kelly nicole leslie. kelly nicole. kelly. kel. kel-kel. kelly what?. kwhat?. what?. leslie. kelly spice. kellogg. k-bert. smelly kelly. smelly. smell.

elf/wood nymph/gelfling. kelfling...

My Interests

veuve clicquot. buttons. notes. snuggling. cookies. napping. drinking. weedza ™!
wrapping paper photos. fountain soda. mashed potatoes. cougars. pictures. plastic army men. do's. pluto. knee socks. hot workouts. onion rings. tartar sauce. giraffes. sharks. space. the theory of everything. googling. obsessing. dining. wine. the kennedys. cribbage. bourbon. boots. horoscopes. ballet flats/4" heels. pancakes. wiffle. grammar. snack cakes. tap shoes. sewing. kick drums. soup spoons. long distance booty calls. word games. iron catastrophe. texting. interrobang.

I'd like to meet:


wow. this guy, obviously:

CJS Saloon

Music:

HOT BUTTER! jacques dutronc. clarence carter. shirley ellis. moog synth covers. tina turner. girl groups in general. brigitte bardot. baltimore club. lynyrd skynyrd (specifically freebird). beulah. darlene love. claude françios. george harrison. david bowie. minor threat. gorilla biscuits. guns 'n' roses. the national. sex pistols. the clash. the format. against me! empire. rites of spring. clouds. teenage prayers. 60s french pop. prince. numero group comp series. cyndi lauper. ac/dc. NKOTB. willie nelson. elvis presley.cock sparrer. raquel's wiffle mix. william elliott whitmore. mates of state. otis redding. spiritualized. notorious BIG. the flaming lips. wilco. nico. johnny cash. the stills. the libertines. babyshambles. the brian jonestown massacre. the jackson 5. bouncing souls. zep. the who. rush. lucero. charles manson. i am probably supposed to say the unseen, too.

Movies:

recently watched:
love in the time of cholera. love + hate. the weather underground. grass. valley of the dolls. wordplay. born into brothels. jeff tweedy: sunken treasure. un homme et une femme. minor threat live. shortbus. in the realms of the unreal. loves of a blonde. klute. buffalo '66. running with scissors. the flaming lips: the fearless freaks. the science of sleep. dr strangelove. drugstore cowboy. alfie. blow up.

Television:

TAL. animal planet. cartoon network. fox. spike. comedy central. nova. courtTV. SHARK WEEK!

Books:

my life in france. babylon by bus. beautiful losers. the botany of desire. the omnivore's dilemma. editors on editing. the copyeditor's handbook. the chicago manual of style, 15th ed. merriam-webster's collegiate dictionary.

Heroes:

julia child and martin k. speckter[ib]

My Blog

Freeze Tag

Okay, apparently i have been "tagged." i'll do the blog, but i'm not tagging other people (hence the title -freeze tag- it ends here). ...
Posted by Kelly What? on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 01:17:00 PST

Top of the Pops

TOP EIGHT 1. MacKenzie2. 90% of everything (Neil)3. Azy4. Spaulding (aka ding)5. Snake eyes houle slutness (Jane)6. principessa (Laura) 7. Serial Dater (aka new BFF, J'aime)8. BethNow answer the follo...
Posted by Kelly What? on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 08:57:00 PST

Saturday Night (putting it back together via emails)

Saturday night recap via emails:   Kelly:   8PM:     sake shots at mr. sushi (I wasn't about to leave sake on  the table that I paid for)10PM:   &nb...
Posted by Kelly What? on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 07:46:00 PST

Drunken Quotes, Volume 3

Ding, in a random drunken moment: "today on the beach, there was this lady who weighed over 300 pounds. well, her boob fell out of her bathing suit and I happened to see it." Kelly and Andy abo...
Posted by Kelly What? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drunken Quotes, Volume 2

February-June 2004Generelli about almost being burned by a lighter:"What's that movie, Backdraft? Dude, I just had that happen to my face. I lost an eyebrow."Jon Clark about making small talk while wa...
Posted by Kelly What? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drunken Quotes, Volume 1

December 31, 2003Azy, in reference to viagra:"I kind of want to take that shit""No, wait, I don't""Yeah, but I will"Geoff to MacKenzie:"You're prettier than her. I'm just kidding."then later, in refer...
Posted by Kelly What? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST