Hi im Squidward....I live in a big rock house in Biquini Bottom. I live next to the MOST annoying THINGS in Biquini Bottom. There names are Spongebob and Patrick.And my house it right betweens theres! Spongebob lives in a Pineapple with his pet snail named Gary. Patrick lives under a rock..... I love to play my Clarinet when ever i have the chance to....I work at the Kursty Krabs just a couple miles west of Rock Bottom