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Billy Hot

I Get Wet.

About Me

I'm taking some time off from my Myspace. Maybe the Lenten season of giving up stuff has spread to Pentecost. Maybe longer. But in the meantime, you can always email me at [email protected] Oh oh, and there's always http://www.friendster.com/billyhot Friendster's a nice place. . .. ... The Sweet Factory is coming back SOON!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Billy Hot Chocolate Parker
Birthday: 8/31/80
Birthplace: Money Earnin Mount Vernon
Current Location: Riverdale, NY (I vote Betty.)
Eye Color: Baby Blu
Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde
Height: 6 Feet, like a pool marking
Right Handed or Left Handed: Tighty Righty
Your Heritage: Cockasian
The Shoes You Wore Today: None yet, it's only 4:15 and it's my day off.
Your Weakness: Lemonade
Your Fears: Hurting People I Love, Doors Being Slammed on My Extremeties
Your Perfect Pizza: Nick Papac
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Variety Show
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: isn't gchat the best???
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I get a buffer period before starting my morning papers?
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes when they're looking at you *g*
Your Bedtime: Before Sunrise (TM)
Your Most Missed Memory: PDX
Pepsi or Coke: Sunkist
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds? You mean McDowells.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple, baby. Stay well, Wendy.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate (Malt)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, faggot
Do you Smoke: occasional menthol, nigga
Do you Swear: fuck yeah, broremi
Do you Sing: like a prayer
Do you Shower Daily: almost!
Have you Been in Love: yeah, it's fucked up...but worthit!
Do you want to go to College: clown
Do you want to get Married: once
Do you belive in yourself: like in a Marty McFly looking at his hand kinda way? no, pretty much.
Do you get Motion Sickness: it's gone away. cool, right?
Do you think you are Attractive: the dental assistants used to think so
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: 1/2
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE em.
Do you play an Instrument: not really. no.
In the past month have you Smoked: in front of cake shop!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hmmm? no? no. wait, yes. pills
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Artist Date only
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hmmm...nooo...bummer
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They mostly come in bags. But again, sadly no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yesss
In the past month have you been on Stage: last night, bitch
In the past month have you been Dumped: naw
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope, but my butt crack mighta showed
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes! I thought 50 cents was a ripoff for a cup of ice, so I took an extra one.
Ever been Beaten up: Al Black punched me right in the face because I threw a firecracker near him (on accident.)
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My Interests

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Books:


Your SAT Score of 1460 Means:
You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern
You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush
You Scored Higher Than Al Gore
You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny
You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates

Your IQ is most likely in the 140-150 range

Equivalent ACT score: 33

Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
Deep Springs College
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Pomona College
Harvey Mudd College What Does Your SAT Score Mean?

My Blog

My Friend Dominic Twenty Eight Ball

Dominic always makes his clothes look comfortable.  His sweaters are always worn in without looking ratty.  His t-shirts are a little beat up and from another era.  Which era, I'm not u...
Posted by Billy Hot on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:20:00 PST

My Friend Dominic Twenty Something

Dominic is a staple takealong.  Ever since I was a kid, one of my biggest anxieties has been around the mixing of different friends of mine.  What if Bobby Baile thought that Kevin Brown was...
Posted by Billy Hot on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:36:00 PST

my friend erin two for tuesdays

erin calls all dogs puppies.  her apartment is filled with pencil drawings of giraffes and a color-coordinated bookcase.  someone once called it a cutisserie.  she took it as a complime...
Posted by Billy Hot on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:01:00 PST

My Friend Erin is Now Number One

Erin pointed out that if I deleted my Myspace account, I'd be leaving many of my friends' pages checkered with eyesores saying "This User Has Been Deleted."  She is surprisingly pragmatic sometim...
Posted by Billy Hot on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:54:00 PST

My Friend Dominic Was 26 Before Me

Dom's always been the one I compared myself to.  When I first fell for a girl in college, she told me not to get my expectations set too high because she had a thing for someone else (Dom.) ...
Posted by Billy Hot on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

My Friend Dominic's 25th Hour

Dominic is a Catholic.  He's Italian, but secretly Lebanese; I'm Irish but don't wear it on my sleeve.  We both went to all-boys, urban, Jesuit high schools.  But he doesn't talk about ...
Posted by Billy Hot on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:23:00 PST

My Friend Dominic 24 Hour Party Person

Dominic was the first kid I know to drink whiskey.  For his 21st birthday, I gave him a bottle of Dewars.  We lived above and below each other, socialized in the same circles, played a lot o...
Posted by Billy Hot on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

My Friend Dominic 23

My Friend Dominic used to be famous for walks and hugs.  If you shared in either of them with Dom, they were likely to be an extended play experience.  The first walk I remember the two of u...
Posted by Billy Hot on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST

My Friend Kaitlyn 90210

My Friend Kaitlyn invited me to join Myspace.  This is the sort of place that's right up her alley: casual, check in and have a gas with yr friends, blog about All My Children if you want, change...
Posted by Billy Hot on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST

My Friends The Three Toed Sloths [Aside]

The Three Toed Sloths always rode in the front car of the Downtown One Train.  More accurately, they would take over the front car of the Downtown One Train.  Songs were sung, flips were fli...
Posted by Billy Hot on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:42:00 PST