Once there was a boy, his name was tommEE , and he got lost in the woods. He ate berries and bark to survive. One day tommEE decided to build a time machine. The time machine did not work. He scratched his head for about 5 minutes until the bear interrupted him and said "How did you think a time machine made of twigs and mud was going to work". So tommEE put a saddle (made out of bark and mud) on the bear and rode him to NYC. The bear was released to a nice Upper East Side couple and tommEE bought some shoes. The shoes proved to be magical and allowed him to create time travel. This is probably due to the magical shoes allowed to let tommEE into a bar where he drank and drank until he woke up in another time. The story on how he got on My Space is a totally different story.
tommEE's Website
tommEE with the UCBW stable during the Del Close Marathon 7/28/07 5:00am
