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I used to be very interested in astronomy. I had the whole back yard telescope and all the planetary charts and coordinates for various other solar systems and all. Not too long ago, I actually thought I had discovered a BLACK HOLE with my backyard telescope , but it turned out to just be the neighbor lady BENDING OVER!CURRENT MOON lunar phases
A freshly showered, clean shaven, lavender-scented, 128 pound, 5' 10", non-smoking, fair skinned (no makeup), 18 year old, brunette, virgin, nymphet, with no tattoos or piercings, big white teeth and a lovely (submissive) smile, wearing a translucent white cotton sun dress (backlit by the morning sun) and a teal-colored G-string, with small breast (no bra) and freshly pedicured marshmellow toes (red nail polish), who was born without vocal chords, receives a substantial annual tiered annuity, is hornier than a room full of catholic priest watching an episode of "The Little Rascals" on TV, and is looking for someone to just "service her account".
JOHN COLTRANE
Wes Montgomery
Joe Pass
Johnny Hartman
Yusef Lateef
Stan Getz
Antonio Carlos Jobim
Sergio Mendez
Joao Gilberto
Astrud Gilberto
Bebel Gilberto
Milton Nacimiento
Luis Bonfa
Azymuth
Cal Tjader
Tito Puente
Poncho Sanchez
Celia Cruz
Ibrahim Ferrer
Billy Holiday
Ella Fitzgerald
Dinah Washington
Sarah Vaughan
Shirley Horn
Dianah Krall
Eliane Elias
Tania Maria
Flora Purim / Airto Moreira
Willie Bobo
Chet Baker
The Modern Jazz Quartet
Lionel Hampton
Bill Evans
Kenny Rankin
Ralph Towner
Jose Feliciano
CARLOS SANTANA
Kenny Burrell
Ron Carter
Charles Mingus
Stanley Clarke
Frank Sinatra
Nat KING Cole
Tony Bennett
Johnny Mathis
Glen Miller
Tommy Dorsey
Jonah Jones
Toots Thielman
Cole Porter
Burt Bacharach / Hal David
eden ahbez
Vince Guaraldi
Lalo Schifrin
Herbie Hancock
Gonzalo Rubalcaba
Dave Brubeck
Juan Garcia Esquivel
Xavier Cugat
Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass
Billy Paul
Michael Franks
Gil Scott Heron
Leon Russell
These days I find myself caught up in a vicious circle of reading EVERY Charles Bukowski book ever published by Black Sparrow Press (There are around 40 in all, counting the post-mortem ones). I read them in the sequence that they were published and as soon as I reach the end, I start all over again.
If Bea Arthur were to marry Sting, her name would be Bea Sting
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Choprah
If Redd Fox married Karl Marx, he'd be Redd Marx
If Ty Cobb married Don Knotts, he'd be Ty Knotts
If Mama Cass Elliot married Puff Daddy, she'd be Mama Daddy
If Tennesee Williams married Dorothy Hicks, he'd be Tennesee Hicks
If Oral Roberts married Courtney Love, he'd be Oral Love
If James Bond femme fatale Pussy Galore married Robin Quivers, she'd be Pussy Quivers
If Dan Rather married Don Knotts, he'd be Dan Rather-Knott
If the Real McCoy married Glen Close, he'd be Real Close
If 2 Pac Shakur ( whoever the fuck THAT is ) married Glen Close, he/she/it'd be 2 Close
If Dolly Parton married Fernando LLamas, she'd be the Dolly LLamas
If Roman Polanski married Dick Army, he'd be Roman Army
If Pee Wee Herman married Barry Goldwater, he'd be Pee Goldwater
If Red Buttons married Fiona Apple, he'd be Red Apple
If Fuzzy Zoeller married George Bush, he'd be Fuzzy Bush
If P. Diddy married G. Gordon Liddy, he'd be P. Diddy-Liddy
If Wolf Blitzer married Herbie Mann, he'd be the Wolf Mann
If Van Morrison married Mini Driver, he'd be a Mini Van Driver