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Kerryan (is dead)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, If you like strange alcoholic goths who love to go out and get as wasted as a tramp on heroin & acid who's just begged enough money to buy his 9th bottle of white lightning & 4th gram of speed, and you don't get offended easily, we'll probably get on. If not, Fuck you. Basically, I'm a cunt & i think you are a cunt as well. cunt.

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My Interests

I love pornography, getting wrecked, and pretty much anything that envolves the word fuck. or cunt. you cunt.

I'd like to meet:

a girl who can fit her own fist up her ass... what a talent!!! alternatively, attractive alcoholic women who like to get naked when they're drunk. Or a mixture of the 2.

Music:

FREE GARRY GLITTER!!!!! Well, I'm a musician, so just saying 'music' leaves quite a wide spectrum. What do you mean? like what musical instruments do I play, what music do I like or what I hate? Well, I mainly play drums, and i'm in a sick death metal band called Hinnom, (check my top friends), but also play guitar & sing in a band, (Animal Cruelty), and dabble with keyboards & bass. Music I like is slayer, Cradle, Pink Floyd, Christina Aguilera, sepultura, the prodigy, excetera, excetera, excetera, I could go on forever, but then I'd just end up with a really long list of bands that nobody could even be bothered to read. Infact, I'd be surprised If anybody has got this far, and is still reading now. You probably just looked at this massive lump of text and thought 'whoa, I'll give that one a miss.' I mean shit, I know I do it. Who's got like half an hour to read some boring rant about what music I like, and what I don't like, you all have lives to lead outside of the internet, and even when you are online, the last thing you wanna do is waste youre time reading a load of shit that I've only written because I'm bored. I bet that none of the people who have looked at my profile could be bothered to read what bands I'm into. In all honesty, who gives a fuck? I just wrote that I like Christina Aguilera, and that's fucking true, but so far only 1 or 2 people have messaged me saying 'dude, you like Christina, you're fucked up! I totally just lost all respect for you' and i've had over 7000 profile views! Shows how much attention you fucking zombies pay to this shit. Oh well, I spose life goes on... and the music I hate is Smashing Pumpkins, EMO!! (all of it!) and any boy/girl groups. Done. you cunt.

Movies:

pretty much any pornography is good in my books. I also love any b-movies, old horror or new horror. I like David Cronenburg, and love erasure head, although it's not exactly easy watching. When I'm chilling I tend to watch movies more like die hard, or any kung-fu movies, things that require little concentration or brain power. Although all those movies rock, the best movie of all time has to be Natural Born Killers. Definately. (and fuck you, you boring cunt, why are you still reading this? You really have no life. Loser.)

Television:

I do watch TV, but don't have any favourite programs, or things I particularly like. I think it's all a load of bullshit. I shit on television.

Books:

I used to read a lot, I used to be really into Lord of the rings and Stephen King and James Clavell's Asian saga, but now i don't have time due to working and partying.

Heroes:

Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Joey Jordison, Ron Jeremy And Jessica rabbit... Ummmm...

My Blog

you have to watch this

check out this film we made last friday!!!  we wanted a chinese so we had one!!take away for 2...
Posted by Kerryan (is dead) on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:48:00 PST

YOU ARE NOT COOL UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THIS!!

You think you’re cool? Think you know where it’s at?Check this shit out. http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/01/BME-Pain- Olympics.aspx...
Posted by Kerryan (is dead) on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:32:00 PST

gimmee your wallet, bitch!

Rite, if any of you cunts want to give me your money, you can. Since quitting my job I am officially a charity. So if you want to send any cheques to the 'Kerryan's fucking broke fund', message me &am...
Posted by Kerryan (is dead) on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 02:59:00 PST