Something the CAT dragged in

About Me

ALLO FUCKFACES....I'm Roxanne!! I am originally from London but i currently live in a very special place in the world known as Cornwall. I am short and have what is more politely known as "unusual looks" for that is because of my very mixed race background. I blame them for my odd appearance! I would describe myself in a nutshell as Friendly,Sick,Perverse,Twisted,Sinister,Angry,Sad,Complicate d,Sorted,Grounded,High,Hyperactive,Lazy,Spiritual,Sensitive, Creative and wonky but fun to be with! I'm not on medication for any of that though i probably should be but hey if i'm ever foolish enough to get married then at least my husband will be getting 6 wives for the price of 1 the lucky bastard! HAAHAAHAA!! I I will travel no-where alone without my mp3 player for music is my life. I yearn to travel further and make myself more useful on what sometimes feels like a useless planet. I'm saving to get my arse around this planet asap before "poof"....it's all gone. I also love to cook and my speciality is anything hot and spicey i can eat the hottest,endure the pain,still taste the flavours and come back for more!
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My Interests

Acting,Music,Piercings,Tattoos,Travelling,Reading,Porn,Horro r,Getting high,Drinking boozies,Gigs,Festivals,Discussing the kinda shit that will make you consider never leaving the house again,Filth,The Circus,Commedia Del'Arte,Theatre,Meat,Castles,Armour,Egypt,OTT hair and makeup,Witchcraft,Crystal healing,Cooking and discovering new ways of poisoning people without getting caught!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone "spesh"! Dead and alive both equally welcome! I'm very open minded!

Music:

I live for Metal. Thrash/Death/Black ect. The more extreme,the sicker,the more brutal,mindblowing,inspirational,Cinematic and atmospheric the better. My ears have time for other genres too i'm just too lazy to spend time listing all of my favourite bands as you'd be reading it for years. Check out my friends list and you'll have some idea.

Movies:

OOOh let's see well to narrow it down cause i'm lazy i am a HUGE fan of Burton in all his forms except Planet of the Apes...something about those movies that make me feel oh so wrong! I'm also a big Tarentino fan. Try watching Amores perros...it's a mexican movie i have and it means Love's a Bitch...very good but you need to keep up with the subtitles! I have also got a superb collection of alot of the old school classics that those of my generation know and love such as ghostbusters,Labrynth,dark Crystal,Lost Boys and the list goes on! name it and chances are i've got it!

Television:

Comedy...i'm hooked on Scrubs...it tickles me! Also anything that gives me the willies!! Bill Bailey,Eddie Izzard...love that special humour. Black adder-all of,Family Guy,Futurama,South Park ahhh i can't be arsed to type out a huge list it isn't that important!

Books:

Pratchett floats my boat like no other! Reading The Celestine Prophecies at the mo...tis very good.

Heroes:

I don't think i really have any. Friends and family is as real as it gets i guess. Hero worshipping makes me feel yucky but yeah there's some people i really look up to.

My Blog

Fell

I found an amazing dude and i'm pretty sure he's walked this earth before but not in human form. I've put it out there so i now have to just sit back and let the Universe do it's thing. WOW. Oh and...
Posted by Something the CAT dragged in on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST

Quote

To quote from FAITH NO MORE's song "Falling to pieces" ..."indecesion clouds my vision"..... ....." i'm not inlove with my agony ,you see i'm somewhere inbetween, my life is falling to pieces,somebody...
Posted by Something the CAT dragged in on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:56:00 PST

Just not so

What's fucking going on here? I've been making a huge effort to stay sane and it's been one thing after the other. Yes yes i know that's life and all that bollocks but when am I going to reap any rewa...
Posted by Something the CAT dragged in on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:23:00 PST

THE INVITATION

The Invitation By Oriah Mountain Dreamer (a Native American elder) It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for,and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart...
Posted by Something the CAT dragged in on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:25:00 PST

Personality Transplant

Still no money and it's really shitting me up now as i've got two weeks until my rent is due to be paid and although i've landed a new job i wont be paid for another four weeks. The whole reason why i...
Posted by Something the CAT dragged in on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:33:00 PST

Bits and Pieces

I'm still skint. I have very few pennies of which i originally had to borrow anyway to get some food and put electric on the meter. Work has been...well ...erm it's a job hey but it's fucking boring a...
Posted by Something the CAT dragged in on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:46:00 PST

All by myself...wahhhhhhhhh!!!!

It's a bloody Friday night and the lonlieness is creeping up on me and eating up inside(sadly there;'s no tongue action else i wouldn't be having this moan/rant!). I've got no drugs,no boozies and all...
Posted by Something the CAT dragged in on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:15:00 PST

Hurrah! Jesus...i feel horny!

I've just been offered a job at HOMEBASE...it's only 22 hours and i have to remove my piercings and work on the desk so i'll be calming the grumpy pitstains who will be gracing me with their presence ...
Posted by Something the CAT dragged in on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:54:00 PST

Stuck

I need a job. I've been living here a while now and still had no luck. It's getting to the point now well it's making me feel physically sick and lethargic all the time. I'm abusing my body alot more&...
Posted by Something the CAT dragged in on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST

Pretty Boys and Lady killers

Hmmm well i don't know if it's because i'm a bit of a tart but i seem to attract alot of the above. Not a problem you say? Well it is quite the contrary. You see i don't and can no longer give any mor...
Posted by Something the CAT dragged in on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:07:00 PST