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Lieutenant Shiny Sides

Holy shit, I kick ass!

About Me


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My Interests

people who understand how sweet it is to know me.

I'd like to meet:

all of my adoring fans.

Music:

Dark Faith, Iron Lung, T.U.R.D. (The Unbelievably Ridiculous Dingleberries), Grasshoppa and tha Heebie Jeebies, and all the other bands I've ever been a part of.

Heroes:

Yes... I am.

My Blog

Black Metal for Black People

Finally. It's cold enough and Mid Florida Winter has begun working on our new album. Featured songs include: Gator Hibernation Ten Degrees Below (70) Frost Proof Bloodsicle and many more!!! Sorry...
Posted by Lieutenant Shiny Sides on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:29:00 PST

and the winner is...

After countless hours of grueling deliberations, (and by grueling deliberations I mean searching for a coin to flip) I have determined the winner of my joke contest. And the award goes to... KELL...
Posted by Lieutenant Shiny Sides on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST

Coping with amputation

I saw a man on the side of the road today with a sign reading "WHY LIE- I NEED A BEER". I almost shit myself. I'd never witnessed such brutal honesty from a pan handler before. And I gave him my last ...
Posted by Lieutenant Shiny Sides on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:56:00 PST

a more recent dream

This might seem a little contrived because I'm turning it into a story. The beginning and end have already been laid out but I won't be posting them for the sake of getting you freeload...
Posted by Lieutenant Shiny Sides on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:27:00 PST

Anyone out the analyze dreams? (livejournal repost)

I had a dream that i was a member of a typical American family somewhere in the midwestern planes during the industrial revolution. Well.. almost typical. My mother and younger sister (of the dre...
Posted by Lieutenant Shiny Sides on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:53:00 PST

fuck subjects

So. This is a "blog", huh? Not too shabby.
Posted by Lieutenant Shiny Sides on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:13:00 PST