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About Me

i do merch for bands.

i tour manage bands.

i photograph shows.

i run seeroq dot com.

i just started epicbeard dot com.

i play bass in virexda with members of dark faith and crimson massacre.

i have a solo project called stephen hawking beat machine.

i catch the pearl and ride the dragon's wings.

i have a HUGE ego.

My Interests

Reading, Newcastle Brown Ale, SkullSplitter, The Church of the SubGenius, Lord Stanley's Cup, Arsenal FC, Nintendo Wii, XBOX 360, PS3

I'd like to meet:

wii partners, 360 buddies, ps3 pals

Movies:

Der Golem, The Tramp, Casablanca, Top Gun, There Will Be Blood

Television:

24, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Extras, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Jeopardy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Shield, Upright Citizens Brigade, Metalocalypse, The Office, Trick Of The Mind, Human Giant

Books:

The Catcher In The Rye, Less Than Zero, Moby Dick, Idylls of the King, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, American Psycho, The Hobbit, Crazy From The Heat

Heroes:

Mike Patton, Mark Twain, William Shakespeare, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Jack Bauer, Gaius Julius Caesar, Thomas Jefferson

My Blog

i’m starving

this quitting smoking thing is great because i can smell things again!
Posted by Rev. Cartel on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:51:00 PST

i’m home

so i'll be making appearances at fiddlers green all week. next week i'll be over in tampa for the death angel, god forbid, light this city show, and of course sabrina's b day party.tour was amazing. ...
Posted by Rev. Cartel on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:35:00 PST

i’m in tulsa

after walking around the city, nergal, robin and i grabbed some food and then i went to my hotel room.tomorrow is a day off. only i'll be driving.the time is just flying by. soon i'll be home, wishi...
Posted by Rev. Cartel on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:44:00 PST

can this month get any better?

this very well could be the best month ever.or year.or life.i mean, when everything goes your way, what do you call it?
Posted by Rev. Cartel on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:27:00 PST

booking photo shoots in florida!

due to circumstances beyond my control my feburary tour is cancelled.sooooo,bands, do you need new promo photos?photos of your show?prices are very reasonable.gas in florida plus $40 for 3 locations.t...
Posted by Rev. Cartel on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:18:00 PST

could the worlds collide

is it possible to be so low that you actually are on top?can you crawl out of an abyss you made yourself?have you passed through this night?this great evil. where does it come from? how'd it steal i...
Posted by Rev. Cartel on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:44:00 PST

untie my hands so i can fly away

van halen's s/tsunny day real estate's lp2light this city's facing the thousandfeist's the reminderbroadcast's tender buttonsjuno (2007)there will be blood (2007)reno 911 (season 5)clarkandmichael.com...
Posted by Rev. Cartel on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:10:00 PST

i think it is time for a haircut

i have not headbanged at a show in 2 years. that was until las week. it has been 5 years since i shaved my head and had "short hair".i will not get the mohawk again. or maybe i will. after i get a...
Posted by Rev. Cartel on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:48:00 PST

this is my dance

i have regained the high score on wii bowling.my best friend thinks i will not see her for a long time.i will see her sooner than she thinks.i love her more than anyone before.eacb....
Posted by Rev. Cartel on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:20:00 PST

i may look like a wise man, but i’m an idiot

i'll be trying out for a band in the next few months. i really like them and hope i get the gig. i suppose i could write more. but i'll wait.i'm heading downtown with jubba and i'm sure we're going...
Posted by Rev. Cartel on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:13:00 PST