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RHO RHO THE RAZOR

Don't taze me bro!

About Me

GET A FLICKR ! AND ADD ME!!!I really wanna be on a boat in the ocean but I want that boat to be made out of CAPSELA.
I am constantly on my way to Tokyo.
I'm always torn between looking like I'm from the future or looking like I'm from the 70s.
All I want to do in life is travel around the world and eat and look at awesome things.
I am also considering moving to the Congo and shooting people who kill the Western Lowland Gorilla.
Oh yeah, I like animals more than people...
My weakness is sushi, match really really good sushi with really really good company and throw in some delicious booze and you've won me.
I rock louder and dance harder than anyone you know.
I've only lived in Hollywood for a few months and I already hate it...
I'd rather go to a rad restaurant than a lame club.
I watch 15 or more porns a month--at work--and not by choice.
Let's be best buds. Rhonaa. Awesome.When life kicks dirt in my face, I build a sand castle and call myself the king.

My Interests

OPEN HEART SURGERY WITH A MEAT CLEAVER.
-Designer Toys
-Chocolate
-Sushi
-Filthy Fun
-Home Movies
-Sabre-Tooth Tigers
-EXTREME GORE
-Moving to Japan
-Cheap Trick
-Dynamite
-PIES IN THE FACE
-Being Sleazy
-Ragin Parties
-Hot tubs
-NUDITY
-Trashy Brand Lingerie
-NETFLIX!!!
-Scandals, scandals, scandals...
-Spearing Toddlers
-Mustache rides
-Cryptozoology
-You run over by a trolley
-Ghost Ships
-Your Failure
-Indian Leg Wrestling With A Dugong
-TOTALLY into Satan.

I'd like to meet:

I live with thee most BAD ASS people I know.Sewing Machine Slingers, Whores Who Eat Smores, Astrophysicists, culinary elitists, a good falafel sandwich in Los Angeles, super short velour rompers, girls with cameltoes, boys with cameltoes, dance partners, and fellow bad asses with hearts of gold.And, of course:::

Music:

CCR, Valient Thorr, Steeley Dan, Wolfmother, Golden Earring, Chromeo, Guitar Wolf, Thin Lizzy, Priestess, The Action!, Supertramp, Slade, The Troggs, Turbonegro, AC/DC, Hanoi Rocks, Chicago, Queen, Crass, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Guns N Roses, Meat Loaf, The Crystals, Black Sabbath, Cheap Trick, MC5, Alice Cooper Group, Sweet, New York Dolls, T. Rex, Faith No More, Thaaa Rolling Stones, Kiss, Dead Boys, Hollywood Brats, The Kinks, The Yardbirds, The Ronettes, The Raspberries, Eazy-E, David Bowie, Oingo Boingo, Danny Elfman, Neil Diamond, Al Green, Guitar Wolf, Jackie Wilson, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Dock Boggs, Skip James, Memphis Minnie, Roscoe Holcomb, Mississippi Sheiks, out of control banjo magic, Jackson 5, Call Sign Cobra, 2001: A New Wave Godyssey, Titannica, really bizarre 60s garage rock from other countries (especially instrumentals)--you wouldn't understand...

Movies:

THE HOST, HATCHET, Knightriders, Master Of The Flying Guillotine, Snakes On A Plane, Stacy, Borat, I Spit On Your Grave, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, I Stand Alone, Zatoichi, Phone, Irreversible, Gozu, Cabin Fever, Slither, Total Recall, Blue Velvet, ALL of the National Lampoon's Vacation movies (ALL OF THEM!!!), Battle Royale, The Thing, BIOZOMBIE, The Running Man, Ghostbusters II, Police Academy IV (Citizens On Patrol), Rocky IV, The Suicide Club, Anchorman, Audition, Salo o Le 120 Giornate di Sodoma, Krull, Versus, Nightmare On Elm Street, Hellraiser, Halloween, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox, Visitor Q, The Untold Story, The Vanishing, Men Behind The Sun, Friday the 13th, Ichi the Killer, Braindead, Nekromantik, Junk, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead I & III, Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, The Cannonball Run, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Student Bodies, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, The Wrong Guy, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Edward Scissorhands, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Last House On The Left, RoboCop, Zombie, The New York Ripper, Ringu, The Stuff, Wet Hot American Summer, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Artificial Intelligence, Re-Animator, Coupon: The Movie...

Television:

Mr. Show, Tales From The Crypt, MST3K, The Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Carnivale, Entourage, Survivorman, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, Bizarre Foods, Dirty Jobs, Iron Chef, and every goddamn medical/forensics/criminology/Discovery & History channel show known to man oh and News Radio.

Books:

This is a museum, not a babysitting place.

Heroes:

D M Cartel Brown and

My Blog

Traffic is an incredible waste of life!

I spend most of my day lurking around cnn.com and today there was an article about the average amount of time most Americans spend sitting in traffic.   Most Americans spend about 38 hours p...
Posted by RHO RHO THE RAZOR on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST

Only In Los Angeles

Only in L.A. can I start a Friday evening with an amazing sushi dinner at Nobu in Malibu and then end the evening with my face shoved into what can only be described as one of the worst (an...
Posted by RHO RHO THE RAZOR on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:10:00 PST

In the past month...

...I have spent over $200 on eBay.   And I needed every single thing!  Yes!   Even the shirt with the kitten hangin from a branch on it that says "Hang In There Baby!".   I really needed that one....
Posted by RHO RHO THE RAZOR on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:03:00 PST

BEST DOOD EVER

Straight up.   You fuckin slags.
Posted by RHO RHO THE RAZOR on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:37:00 PST

About sobriety...

I drank an APPLE LAMBIC for dinner last night!!! So go fuck yourselves three times!!!    ...
Posted by RHO RHO THE RAZOR on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:53:00 PST

The First Week of Success

I have been completely bone dry sober for the past week...well, week and three days (but who's counting?).   Things are going well besides the inevitable cravings.   I mean, I didn...
Posted by RHO RHO THE RAZOR on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:12:00 PST

Sobriety...

How do you handle sobriety when your life has been based primarily around booze and partying for the past four years? Soooo---I am sober for the next ???? months or so until I can get my head straight...
Posted by RHO RHO THE RAZOR on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:25:00 PST

Gary Glitter: Doin It For The Children

Best comeback album title, EVER. Hey Gar, I know I'm not 14 anymore but as soon as you're out of jail maybe we can get together and write some autobiographical tunes about you and your love...
Posted by RHO RHO THE RAZOR on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:12:00 PST

FIRST EARTHQUAKE

And I was fortunate enough to be right in the middle of it and alone in my office!!  3.5 magnitude... Yet another reason why working in The Valley sucksssss.   Get me outta here!...
Posted by RHO RHO THE RAZOR on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:29:00 PST

KING PRONG

So...about that previous post, I actually don't know much of anything about Goya but I promised something with more depth.  HA!  I will NEVER do that again.This was obviously invented with ...
Posted by RHO RHO THE RAZOR on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:26:00 PST