OPEN HEART SURGERY WITH A MEAT CLEAVER.
-Designer Toys
-Chocolate
-Sushi
-Filthy Fun
-Home Movies
-Sabre-Tooth Tigers
-EXTREME GORE
-Moving to Japan
-Cheap Trick
-Dynamite
-PIES IN THE FACE
-Being Sleazy
-Ragin Parties
-Hot tubs
-NUDITY
-Trashy Brand Lingerie
-NETFLIX!!!
-Scandals, scandals, scandals...
-Spearing Toddlers
-Mustache rides
-Cryptozoology
-You run over by a trolley
-Ghost Ships
-Your Failure
-Indian Leg Wrestling With A Dugong
-TOTALLY into Satan.
I live with thee most BAD ASS people I know.Sewing Machine Slingers, Whores Who Eat Smores, Astrophysicists, culinary elitists, a good falafel sandwich in Los Angeles, super short velour rompers, girls with cameltoes, boys with cameltoes, dance partners, and fellow bad asses with hearts of gold.And, of course:::
CCR, Valient Thorr, Steeley Dan, Wolfmother, Golden Earring, Chromeo, Guitar Wolf, Thin Lizzy, Priestess, The Action!, Supertramp, Slade, The Troggs, Turbonegro, AC/DC, Hanoi Rocks, Chicago, Queen, Crass, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Guns N Roses, Meat Loaf, The Crystals, Black Sabbath, Cheap Trick, MC5, Alice Cooper Group, Sweet, New York Dolls, T. Rex, Faith No More, Thaaa Rolling Stones, Kiss, Dead Boys, Hollywood Brats, The Kinks, The Yardbirds, The Ronettes, The Raspberries, Eazy-E, David Bowie, Oingo Boingo, Danny Elfman, Neil Diamond, Al Green, Guitar Wolf, Jackie Wilson, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Dock Boggs, Skip James, Memphis Minnie, Roscoe Holcomb, Mississippi Sheiks, out of control banjo magic, Jackson 5, Call Sign Cobra, 2001: A New Wave Godyssey, Titannica, really bizarre 60s garage rock from other countries (especially instrumentals)--you wouldn't understand...
THE HOST, HATCHET, Knightriders, Master Of The Flying Guillotine, Snakes On A Plane, Stacy, Borat, I Spit On Your Grave, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, I Stand Alone, Zatoichi, Phone, Irreversible, Gozu, Cabin Fever, Slither, Total Recall, Blue Velvet, ALL of the National Lampoon's Vacation movies (ALL OF THEM!!!), Battle Royale, The Thing, BIOZOMBIE, The Running Man, Ghostbusters II, Police Academy IV (Citizens On Patrol), Rocky IV, The Suicide Club, Anchorman, Audition, Salo o Le 120 Giornate di Sodoma, Krull, Versus, Nightmare On Elm Street, Hellraiser, Halloween, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox, Visitor Q, The Untold Story, The Vanishing, Men Behind The Sun, Friday the 13th, Ichi the Killer, Braindead, Nekromantik, Junk, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead I & III, Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, The Cannonball Run, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Student Bodies, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, The Wrong Guy, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Edward Scissorhands, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Last House On The Left, RoboCop, Zombie, The New York Ripper, Ringu, The Stuff, Wet Hot American Summer, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Artificial Intelligence, Re-Animator, Coupon: The Movie...
Mr. Show, Tales From The Crypt, MST3K, The Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Carnivale, Entourage, Survivorman, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, Bizarre Foods, Dirty Jobs, Iron Chef, and every goddamn medical/forensics/criminology/Discovery & History channel show known to man oh and News Radio.
This is a museum, not a babysitting place.
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