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Niki

No clicks and whistles here, I speak the english perfect!

About Me

I am awesome.

My Interests

Rape, pillage and plunder, motorcycles, tommyguns, Marilyn Monroe, and Hockey.

I'd like to meet:

Mike Patton, and the Colorado Avalanche.

Music:

Queen, Lynyrd Skynard, CCR, The Doors, Hendrix, The Clash, The Ramones, Nine Shocks Terror, Dead Boys, Scott Baio Army, White Dynamite, The Cars, Slade, The Who, The Guess Who, Johnny Cash, Pantera, Nightwish, The Beatles, Warron Zevon, Blue Oyster Cult, Sweet, Charles Bronson, Danzig, Misfits, The Animals, Led Zepplin, ACDC, T-Rex, DVDA, Hot Snakes, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Strike Anywhere, Fantomas, Stevie Ray Vaughn, PMFS, Iggy Pop, Joan Jett, Rolling Stones, Motorhead, Steppenwolf, Stiff Little Fingers, Fun People, Sepultura, The Freeze, The Criminals, anything with Mike Patton, Warlock Pinchers, Turbonegro, The Sword, Queens of the Stone Age.

Movies:

The Godfather (1 and 2), Goodfellas,Princess Bride, Slap Shot, Suspiria, Seven doors of Death, Blue Crush, Rad, Pirates, Pirates of the Carribbean, The wild one, High Spirits, Vertigo, Easy Rider, Gangs of New York, Some Like it Hot, The Misfits, Gentleman Prefer Blondes,Elizabeth, Shaun Of the Dead, Orgazmo, Cannibal the Musical, Team America, Anything with Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Television:

History channel, Travel Channel, Discovery channel, Ghost Hunters, Dexter, Weeds, Dirty Jobs, 24, CSI (all three), Deadliest Catch, House, Rescue me, Avalanche Alert, METALOCALYPSE.

Heroes:

Mike Patton, Black Bart, Mary Reed,Trey Parker, and my Husband Neal.

My Blog

Emergency Economic Stabilization ACT: For all of you silly first time home buyers.

Sections 109 and 1110, should be most interesting for homeowners in need. http://www.house.gov/apps/list/press/financialsvcs_dem/essab ill.pdf  Lender opinion:   MARK AFMAN Do you ever feel a...
Posted by Niki on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:17:00 PST

Why do my people eat their pets? Ill tell you why.

 I found a puddle of piss in every corner of my pool table,  pee in my shoes, and poo poo on one of my book shelves.  I just might have to make some kitty kabobs tonight.
Posted by Niki on Thu, 08 May 2008 04:31:00 PST

A good problem to have....

I'm writing too many contracts...  I'ts annoying.  Who wants to go and get licensed so they can write them for me?!?!?!?
Posted by Niki on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:27:00 PST

As if I couldn’t get any gayer...

The Avalanche don’t play until Sunday, and I have been trying to keep myself busy...  Then I got sick.  Oh how should I waste my time?  Memorizing more stupid stats from the 70&rs...
Posted by Niki on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:26:00 PST