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Wendel The Conspirator

even if they make me play trust exercises with their genitals

About Me

I'm fucking sweet. That's all you really need to know.

Other than that, I've been in england for just more than a year now. It's cool, europe is as you would expect it. If I knew you back in Denver you should come over and visit me somewhere, greece or spain or some shit. If I know you over here you must be monkey balls awesome. That's right monkey balls, it's a real term.

My Interests

I'm probably most interested in being awesome. other than that I like my friends. my bulldog. right now I'm pretty pumped about living in another country for a few years. I'm very interested in never having to work again.

I'd like to meet:

people to join Don and I on our mission to start an Empire on a stolen south pacific island. Or people who will send us tons of money (it's for a good cause, that island will cure the upcomming epidemic of superbird-cancer-AIDS)

Music:

cursive, weakerthans, bright eyes, the good life, lifetime, death cab/postal service, against me, lucero, kid dynamite, planesmistakenforstars, jawbreaker and jtb, murderscenecleanupteam, 5 day messiah, green day, small brown bike, honor system, pinhead gunpowder, iron and wine, avail, bane, boysetsfire, samiam, hwm, the explosion, gamits, elliott, onelinedrawing, bulldog crossfire, eleventy five, and all of the no one touches the dream team mixes...

Movies:

fight club, lost in translation, punch drunk love, the big lebowski, eternal sunshine, true romance, garden state, napoleon dynamite, bowling for columbine, dogma, american beauty, snatch, wet hot american summer, best in show, and so on...

Television:

the family guy, curb your enthusiasm, little britain, the fat guy in peep show...

Books:

I've been reading books about alcohol, and internet studies about bulldog head tremors, and don and I are writing a book (it'll be way better than any shit you're reading)

Heroes:

mike lono