I need Golden Girls stat. |
That's right...I need to relax, I need to unwind...I need Dorothy, Blanche, Sofia (AKA "MA") and Rose (NYLON). I'm that kind of woman and that kind of dork.
If you are my friend make this happen...
Posted by amber on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:44:00 PST |
The 40 Year Old Virgin |
That shit is fucking hillarious.
Posted by amber on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:28:00 PST |
Monster Perm |
Yesterday I did what is known in "the industry" as an "insertion perm." Wow...this thing was a bloody monster. I would feel like going into more detail, but I'm half drunk on cheap champagne and on th...
Posted by amber on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 12:40:00 PST |
Old Photos, New Photos. |
I have spent hours recently just flipping through the profiles of old friends, new friend and non friends scoping their photos. I feel obsessed..I just keep looking...I think the dreaded Minnesota cab...
Posted by amber on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:01:00 PST |
a quarter of a century... |
Today I am 25. That's a long f-ing run....and so far I feel its a been a pretty solid showing of spectacular things..I've met alot of people, and am blessed that over three-quarters are badasses. Good...
Posted by amber on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 03:50:00 PST |
I googled my own name |
The results?
Well, friends and readers, they were really something. Lots of odd bullshit involving real estate and college athletes (if you know me at all you know neither of those is any reference to...
Posted by amber on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 12:49:00 PST |
those things are fucking sharp... |
I am officially a hair-dresser/stylist/(insert silly adjective here) today. I fucking gashed open the skin between my middle and ring finger on my "subordinate" hand in class while trying to master th...
Posted by amber on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:06:00 PST |
"what happened to your face?" |
This is the question you get asked at Aveda when you go back to class without make-up...cause you cried it off when you couldn't get a french twist right or after you realized you may never understand...
Posted by amber on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 05:56:00 PST |
My Friend Debbie.. |
My newest friend is a plastic head named Deborah that came with a patented "no-lice panic" guaruntee. She is fond of being put on a metal stand, which contains several vice clamps, and having me try t...
Posted by amber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
"welcome to high school honey..." |
Imagine that you are in a basement room with 36 vapid, blonde, Young girls...They are all your junior, mostly by around five to seven years. They are nice, but you have not one thing in common to buil...
Posted by amber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
