I used to want to meet Bryan Ferry, but then I decided that would probably be equally as disappointing as everyone else I have ever met. I once touched Thurston Moore, we did that thing that doesn't have a name -- you know, the thing where you walk towards each other, then you both veer in the same direction, then in the opposite direction until you are permanently locked in some weird, awkward dance. That was kind of cool.
I'd also like to meet this hot chick dancing with Jon and me: