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Shane aka white chocolate

He treats objects like women.......

About Me

I'm socially inept, yet outgoing. I'm weird....but not a creepy weird, more of a laugh for no reason weird. Not crazy. But, El Pollo Loco is my best friend. I love that crazy chicken!! I tend to over share....everything. I think this makes people closer friends. When in fact it drives some off. That is sad. But, it makes more room for those who can actually stand me. and vice versa. I sometimes come off as a little sexist. But you lovely Bitches and Hoes should know I'm trying to correct this. I sometimes jump to conclusions, then apologize, and then gloat when I find out I was right. Which is seldom. Because everyone knows this about me. So they never tell me when I am right. I sometimes spend a lot of time in the mirror just examining my face taking in every detail...I don't know why...other times, I am just being vain. I sometimes feel like I am living in some indie flick. Which is pretty cool. My Asian friends say I'm like a Hostess Twinkie....but reversed. I am. I know that one day in the near future I will travel to Tibet. My return may not be so certain.
Each day I learn more about myself, and each day I love me just a little more. There's a character in the x-men who can create duplicates of himself. By doing this he can send them out to learn anything he ever wanted to know. I wish I was him sometimes. Other times I feel like him. I like to paint. Mainly just what I like to look at. Someday I might paint something everyone will want to see. I hope to one day create something so great no one can ignore it's brilliance. Maybe someday achieve a higher conscience, reach enlightenment. I have lofty hopes and dreams. But they are mine, and I intend to achieve them.

My Interests

Which Characteristic From the Samurai Code Matches You Best? (You may find out your best trait)
Honor: You are an honorable person who is firm with his/her beliefs and treats others as you are treated. People would consider you humble at times and very respectful, and someone to definitely respect back.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeI like surfing.......I just don't know how. Other than that I like to play/listen to music, write,meditate,read comics, watch movies, run with scissors, put forks in electrical sockets, and streak through churches. Plus I like to work out....trying to lose that baby fat...i just can't stop eatting babies they are so damn good...
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I'd like to meet:

Those people who look at the world through glasses of their own design. -the teachers -the artist -the out of control -the control freak -the man who sleeps on the curb -the dali lama -jesus -buddha -me from the future -me from the past -the freaks -the geeks

Music:


-Weezer -Tokyo Police Club -Pete Yorn -Muse -Elle Moss -Motion City Soundtrack -RadioHead -Jeff Buckley -the Eels -Tom Waits -Ben Kweller -Johnny Cash -blur -Gorillaz -My Chemical Romance -Beck -Frank Zappa -System Of a Down -The Cloud Room -Danger Doom -Wu-tang -8-bit -mc chris -The magic numbers -FruitBats -The Thrills -Straylight Run -Beethoven -LCD soundsyetem.......just to name a few.

Movies:

I'm a sucker for asian action movies and british comedy....somebody should combine them both!!! Big Trouble in Little China, Monty Python movies. Zombie flicks, Shaun of the Dead is my fav. right now. Can't forget Ghostbusters, the first one, second one? Not so much. All of the Star Wars Movies. The Big Lebowski, Hot Fuzz, Waiting, Old School, Anchorman, Army of Darkness, Fight Club, Jeepers Creepers, Unbreakable, Ghost Dog, Bulletproof monk, Yojimbo, Seven Samuari,Seven Years in Tibet, What the Bleep Do We Know, Hellboy, X-men 1&2, Spider-man, Fantastic 4, Batman Begins, Hulk ( I don't care what anyone says.) Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Napolean Dynamite, Dead men don't wear plaid, the Jerk, Mallrats, Serenity, and Navy Seals!!!!!(j/k)

Television:

Invader Zim, ATHF, Family guy, Samurai Champloo, Samurai Gun, Smallville, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. (even though it's not on T.V. anymore), and Firefly!!!

Books:

"Mindfulness in plain english" By Bhante Henepola Gunaratana "The Sword of No-Sword: Life of the Master Warrior Tesshu" By John Stevens "Lao Tsu: Tao Te Ching" Translated by Gia-Fu Feng and Jane English "Art of War" By Sun Tzu "A Book of Five Rings" By Miyamoto Musashi "Hagakure: The Way of the Samurai"

Heroes:

In no particular order....

::What kind of Samurai you are?::
Real SamuraiYou are trully The Real Samurai. Your honor and your Master are the most important things in your life, you'll die for them without any emotions or hesistation. You are living in one day. Everyday in your life is the last day. You are doing anything and everything today and doing it best, because you can't do it tomorrow. Tomorrow will never come to you. There are no borders for you in your life if you are following the code. Code of Samurai.
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My Blog

the misadventures of Cumku and Kankin

This is of Cumku, the dragon of the underworld.and this is Kankin, the dog of the underworld. They are ancient gods of the Mayan underworld(which really isn't that bad of a place, once you get used to...
Posted by Shane aka white chocolate on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:49:00 PST

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

-Douglas Adams-(Author of "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy")Time: a. A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the...
Posted by Shane aka white chocolate on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:45:00 PST

What happend to us?

Since man first gained imagination, he has struggled to unlock the secrets of the universe.He has made it through many obstacles and over came many challenges just to answer the questions burning in h...
Posted by Shane aka white chocolate on Mon, 12 May 2008 04:19:00 PST

With realization of one’s own potential, and self-confidence. One can build a better future."

-Dalai Lama-I woke this morning 32.Older.Not more mature.Just older, and more confused than ever.I past up a night of movies and Guiness with a cute girl on my birthday to think it out.Because that's ...
Posted by Shane aka white chocolate on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:30:00 PST

Time for one more adventure.

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear" -Mark Twain-For the first time in a long time, I feel fear.I won't lie, things have been rough for me for a little while.But in t...
Posted by Shane aka white chocolate on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:44:00 PST

DIY timemachine

Theories of wormhole metrics describe the spacetime geometry of a wormhole and serve as theoretical models for time travel. An example of a (traversable) wormhole metric is the following: ds^2= - c...
Posted by Shane aka white chocolate on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:43:00 PST

read at your own risk.

Large Hadron ColliderCoordinates: [show location on an interactive map] 46°14'N 06°03'E? / ?46.233, 6.05 The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is a particle accelerator located at CERN, near Geneva, Switzer...
Posted by Shane aka white chocolate on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:57:00 PST

When anger rises, think of the consequences

-Confucius-I lost my temper today.So I came home and spent sometime alone.Just thought I would share some of the things that helped calm me down.Things I will remember next time.I’m proud of how...
Posted by Shane aka white chocolate on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:52:00 PST

My break-up letter to zombies.

Dear Zombies,I’m sorry I couldn’t say this in person. But the constant attempts on my life have grown tiresome.What I have to say may hurt you, so I thought it best to blog it on Myspace.I...
Posted by Shane aka white chocolate on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:06:00 PST

"Living in Hyperreality"

Hyperreality is an inability to distinguish between what is real and what is not. Hyperreality can be described as enhanced reality. Some people become more engaged with the hyperreal world than with ...
Posted by Shane aka white chocolate on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:46:00 PST