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Jae

...'Evil' is a word small minds use to describe GENIUS!!!

About Me

Raised by wolves...

My Interests

Making movies. Writing. Reading good books. Watching good films. Hanging with my friends. Interesting conversations. Chasing after beautiful women who want nothing to do with me...

I'd like to meet:

God. (Yes, Mike, I'm stealing that from you... but it's true! It's damn true!) Alexander the Great. Sun Tzu. Jinghiz Khan. Jack London. Robert E. Howard. Akira Kurosawa. John Ford. Rod Serling. Sam Peckinpah. (Jimmny Crickets, most of these are dead folks... oh well, live people suck!) Martin Scorsese. (Hey, a live guy!) Warren Buffett. (Another one!) Umberto Eco. Harlan Ellison. Bill Gates. Clint Eastwood. Ennio Morricone. George Lucas. John Toll. Paul Newman. Woody Strode. Tsui Hark. Yuen Woo Ping. Quentin Tarantino. Giuseppe Tornatore. Gong Li. Amy Yip. John Milius. Terry Leonard. Alan Moore. Stan Sakai. Gwen Stefani. John Woo. Thomas Pynchon. Robert Anton Wilson. Los Bros Hernandez. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat. Brett "The Hitman" Hart. The Undertaker. Angelina Jolie. Don Henley. Chuck Dixon. Charlie Kaufman. Etc...

Music:

Favorite Song: Don Henley's THE BOYS OF SUMMER. Johnny Cash. Frank Sinatra. The Eagles. Elvis. Jazz. Charlie Parker. Miles Davis. No Doubt. Steely Dan. Sade. The Doobie Brothers. Richard Wagner. Mozart. Ennio Morricone. Lovage. Sting. Etc... Pretty much everything but Polka!

Movies:

Anything by Akira Kurosawa, especially Seven Samurai, except Dodesukaden... just too depressing. Lawrence of Arabia. Anything by John Ford too, especially The Searchers. Ditto Sergio Leone-Once Upon A Time In The West. Same with Howard Hawk-Red River and The Big Sleep. Citizen Kane and Touch Of Evil by Orson Welles. Anthony Mann's Westerns. Budd Boetticher's Westerns. Alfred Hitchcock thrillers. Sam Peckinpah films. The Godfather I and II. The Original King Kong. The original Star Wars trilogy. Conan the Barbarian. Blade Runner. Spirited Away. Jamon, Jamon. Belle Epoque. Belle de Jour. Cinema Paradiso. Lord of the Rings trilogy by Peter Jackson. Quentin Tarantino films. Charlie Kaufman films. Film Noirs. Westerns. Samurai films. Action-Adventure. Martial Arts films. Pulp serial. Sci-Fi. Fantasy. I like 'em all... as long as they're good!

Television:

The Wire. Homicide: Life On The Street. Battlestar Galactica (new series). Firefly. Buffy the Vampire-Slayer. Angel. Miracles. Wizards and Warriors. Justice League Unlimited. Wait Til Your Father Gets Home. The Simpsons. The Family Guy. Kim Possible. Xaolin Showdown. The Jackie Chan Adventures. The Fall Guy. The Original Star Trek. The Twilight Zone. Alfred Hitchcock Present's. Doctor Who. Mission: Impossible (original). Spaced.

Books:

The King Must Die by Mary Renault. (All her historical Greek novels are excellent!) The Snopes series and Sanctuary by William Faulkner. Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco. Call Of The Wild by Jack London. (Pretty much anything by him) Hour Of The Dragon by Robert E. Howard (Same with him, especially his Conan stories) H.P. Lovecraft. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain. (Love all his stuff) The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald. The Iliad and The Odyssey. (Yes, I know they're not really books, but it's my list!) Hero With A Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell. Raymond Chandler mysteries. Dashiell Hammett mysteries. James Ellroy mysteries. Dune by Frank Herbert. The Lord of the Rings and Similarion by J.R.R. Tolkien. A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin. Dangerous Book for Boys by Conn Iggulden. Too many good books for me to list. A lot of Sci-Fi and Fantasy stuff....

Heroes:

Crazy Horse. Superman. Alexander the Great. Jinghiz Khan. Akira Kurosawa. John Ford. Abraham Lincoln. Rod Serling. Odysseus. Theseus. Jack "The King" Kirby. Conan the Cimmerian. Doc Savage. Bruce Lee. The Tank Man from the Tiananmen Square Protest. Muhammed Ali. Sanjuro-Yojimbo. Jayne from Firefly. The Man with No Name. Toshiro Mifune. Usagi Yojimbo. King Arthur. Brian Boru. Harlan Ellison. Henry Fonda. Kirk Douglas. Burt Lancaster. Paul Newman. Joseph Campbell. Groo the Wanderer. Homer Simpson. Al Bundy. Stewie Griffin.

My Blog

What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You?

October:"Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always makin...
Posted by Jae on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:04:00 PST

Hollywood’s 6 Favorite Offensive Stereotypes

I read this incrediably funny satirical article on Cracked about "Hollywood’s 6 Favorite Offensive Stereotypes here at: http://www.cracked.com/article_15989_hollywoods-6-favorite-o ffensive-stere...
Posted by Jae on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:00:00 PST

The Killers Re-Cut

I've been threatening everyone with a new re-cut version of my short film THE KILLERS, based on Ernest Hemingway's classic short-story and now it's finally here. If you don't want to come to my profil...
Posted by Jae on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

Q&A bout Myself

This is my answer to a bulletin by Amanda, whose on my Top Friends' list.1. Where were you at 3:02 AM today?A: It's three-freakin'-AM!!! What you think I was doin'? Either I was passed out drunk or si...
Posted by Jae on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:50:00 PST

Notable Quotes

"The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan." "No one starts a waror rather, no one in his senses ought to do sowithout first being clear in his mind what he intends to achieve...
Posted by Jae on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST

Wit & Wisdom of Al Bundy

I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.A man's home is his coffin.Women. Can't live with them. The End.Entertainment for the cave man was simple: Man kills food, woman bu...
Posted by Jae on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:07:00 PST

Hanlon's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Posted by Jae on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:35:00 PST

Murphy's Laws

If anything can go wrong, it will... and usually at the worst time!Make something idiot-proof, and they will build a better idiot.Nothing is as easy as it looks.Everything takes longer than you think....
Posted by Jae on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:33:00 PST

Wit & Wisdom of Homer Simpson

When someone tells you your butt is on fire, you should take them at their word. There is no such thing as a bad doughnut. Kids are like monkeys, only louder. If you want results, press the red button...
Posted by Jae on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:58:00 PST

Darth Vader versus Harry Potter...

Amidst the windswept ruins of the Cloud City of Bespin--I mean--Hogwart, the Dark Lord of Sith faces the battered but defiant Harry Potter.Darth Vader: Don't make me destroy you, Luke--I-I mean Harry...
Posted by Jae on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:43:00 PST