DANNY

I'm that kid you say Wat Wattt!? Some say I'm cute but I reply with I have body dysmorphic disorder! I know I'm ugly but you telling me I'm hot I will say I know...So damn confusing. Hahah! I'm very random or its just I have a different life choice! So random that I put Chile powder on my tangerines! It taste good! I strongly believe that ManBearPig is out there and I totally believe Al Gore in all his scientific support on the matter. Super Cereal! I heard he was in Colorado in December 2007. I do many crazy missions with my friend Irina (She from Ukraine…its okay)! We usually stalk people and befriend them or sometime we receive restraining orders from our local police department. Currently, were doing things that can change our lives. For example yelling at a insect. You can start there! I love to eat chicken! Chicken I eat everyday! If you take me out for Chicken I'll will most likely sleep with you ahha! I love to eat pie! Pies are great! They make me smile! I'll probably sleep with anyone who buys me pie too! That’s odd! Do I whore it up for Chicken and Pie?! I don’t like Chicken-Pie. That’s such a insult! Its not sweet and its misleading. Oh the ordeal when I first ate one! I love my tangerines. There the bestest! There orange, round, and you peel it. Its like a game and food in one! I'm totally cereal about what I'm saying! I love to eat snow cones at random too! I don’t have a favorite but eating a banana flavor one in the winter gives you strange looks! What I recycle. I'm really a dork at hand! I'm a OME scene kid! It’s the exact opposite of the EMO scene kids! My heart is always happy and I'm laughing all the time! I spread love and peace! I like to stare in the mirror! I'm always asking what's your problem but the guy just repeats what I say…he kind of looks like me too (That reminds me…I need a refill on my meds). I think he might be my brother! I have HDADD. That’s High Definition Attention Deficient Disorder for the digital era. I'm constantly distracted…It took me weeks to rewrite this section. I like meeting new people and humans too! Myspace me fer ser! I like to run for a hour! I imagine a lot of things when I run! I find myself on CraigsList sometimes. What you haven't….you liar! I go to college and probably going to waist 4 years of my life! Ohh well! Some think I'm weird but I say I was raised on Kool-Aid. I will admit that I'm crazy ( 4 out 5 doctors say I am) Don’t judge me monkey! I'm also a gansta! I drink 40's while tippin on FoX4's while I betch slap a hoe (I love you Kelly)! Fo Sho hoe! Hahaha!Okay now let you tell you a little about me! I'm Danny hoe! That’s what friends call me! I'm nice, I give people the time and day, I slept with over 50 people in 07. Rather you hear it from me than a aggressive bird. I sparkle with the panel of friends I already have and they simply reply "SUNSHINE". I never had a boyfriend in my life. I'm just too odd for people that they just rather paper bag me and have sex with me. I'm joking about the relationship part; I have been paper bagged. Sad I know hahahha! For cereal no paper bagging in my life but I haven't had a boyfriend. I'm un-dateable right now. I'm always keeping it cute and I ask you to keep it cute or put it on mute (Love you Chris C.). I'm fun to play and hang with, I'm a silly bitch, I can drink it like a 250 pound man, and I lay it down like a all star! I do meet people on here but most of the time you will back out not me. I have a personality that’s not afraid to meet new people. There is a lot more to me your just going to have to know me in person…Come on....It will be fun!