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Paul

I'd buy that for a dollar!

About Me

My spoon is too big...My spoon is too big...My spoon is too big. I am a banana. I live in a giant bucket....

My Interests

Hmm...well, I like spankings, eating random stuff out of dumpsters, gerbil jammin, drinking copious amounts of booze (only on weekends though), skateboarding, guitar playing, going to shows, hangin out wit ma runnin kroo, studyin for tizzests, drawing stuff...

I'd like to meet:

Silly hats only, with angry ticks firing out of my nipples. AIM = olddudesreeboks (If you wanna talk to me) ...

Music:

The Fall of Troy The Postman Syndrome Norma Jean As I lay Dying Arch Enemy Ben Folds Five Evergreen Terrace Poison The Well Nile Incantation Pinback The Frogs AC/DC Death Blind Melon Led Zeppelin Malevolent Creation Belle and Sebastian Modest Mouse Built to Spill The Crown The Haunted MC Paul Barman Death The Jellyfish Aesop Rock The Deftones Wu Tang Clan Goldfinger Easy E In Flames The Strokes Dillinger Escape Plan Candiria Soilwork Opeth Acid Bath Lots more...I'll tell you later ...

Movies:

Anything Quentin Tarantino except for that piece of shit "From Dusk Till Dawn." Bachelor Party, Willow, Animal House, IT, lots more, can't think right now.......

Television:

ADULT SWIM...

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

Discussion topic for HIV awareness course

Message no. 1628 Author: SHARON DOUGLASS Date: Sunday, October 15, 2006 7:50pm Subject: QOTW #8 Sorry this question is so late being posted. I was shut off from the Net almost all day. This Q...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:31:00 PST

Bloated Snakes

Bad judgement on their parts....http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/100 6_051006_pythoneatsgator.htmlhttp://news.nationalgeographic. com/news/2006/09/060915-python-ewe.htmlhttp://news.nation...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:38:00 PST

Your mom

Child Assured Most Monsters Do Not Exist July 19, 2006 | Issue 4229 MOSCOW, IDFour-year-old Roy MacMillan, a frequent observer of monsters in his closet, under his bed, and behind his drapes, was re...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:06:00 PST

One of my new heroes.

These are quotes and excerpts from an evolutionary biologist by the name of Richard Dawkins. I figured I'd post this because I found this ridiculous christian propagandah hand out entitled "Proof...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 10:57:00 PST

Hawaii

Dude!!! Hawaii is probably the most beautiful place I've ever seen in my life.  Anyways, I tried boogie boarding over at the north shore and it was probably the most...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 05:16:00 PST

wakka wakka wakka!

I'm not horse!  I'm a hornless unicorn!
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

George Carlin - 1 God - 0

"Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake o...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

today

I took a final today, it was cool cause I think I did good. I also took Gary to kinko's and we also checked out the neighbor's house, cause it's up for rent. These gross slobby fat chicks live there...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wipe my ass, I wanna watch cartoons

You Are 30 Years Old 30 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

POOP

I'm NUMMA WUUUUNNNN!! You Are the Reformer 1 You're a responsible person - with a clear sense of right and wrong. High standards are important to you, and you do ever...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST