Terror EBM, powerNOIzE, DJing, drinking, getting fat, dancing like a retarded monkey having an epileptic fit, writing reviews of CDs, interviewing bands, drinking, dry humping 75 year old obese and incontinent retarded women, creating drama and talking a lot of shit, drinking, farting on "pretty" people, horror movies, comics, drinking, oontz oontz oontz, Harry Dean Stanton, more cowbell, spreading unsubstantiated and utterly absurd rumors on the internet, playing pocket pool [left ball, back pocket], anal sex with prosthetic gorilla fists, more drinking, web cam masturbation sequences featuring dwarfs and gigantic killer monster dongs, drinking, other stuff that's probably beneath you, dumpster-diving for crack babies, chewing off my toenails, drinking, vomiting because of drinking, things, stuff, drinking, and illicit unsolicited sex
I'd like to meet:
hot, naked, wet and horny sluts creamy with anticipation for hawt rabbit cawk, DUH!
Music:
Industrial, Terror EBM, Power Electronics, powerNOIzE, rap, hip-hop, classical, Coldwave, cheesy techno bands like Aqua and Toy Box, Elektro, some IDM, some 80's Punk, Ska and Oi! elevator muzak. Bands I like [in no particular order] : Glis, Combichrist, Grendel, Feindflug, pow[d]er pussy, [mlada fronta], psyclon_nine, menocu, validated[+]paranoia, Converter, Manufactura, Tactical Sekt, Suicide Commando, Winterkälte, Terrorfakt, P•A•L, Decoded Feedback, KOMPRESSOR, SimRonan, E-Craft, Aslan Faction, Panzer Division, Plastic Assault, Massiv En Mensch, S.I.N.A., TOM [muthafuckin'] WAITS, ProTech, C-Drone Defect, Iszoloscope, X-Marks the Pedwalk, Einstürzende Neubauten, Klinik, Aesthetic Perfection, Binar Code, Tumor, Icon of Coil, In Strict Confidence, Absurd Minds, WYKYD SEPTER, Muted Logic, Assemblage 23, Deathline Int'l, Tarmvred, Ayria, Föetus, seecolinslash, S.P.O.C.K., UnterNull, run_level_zero, God Module, Survival Research Laboratories, Hocico, Some More Crime, Laibach, Digital Blood, Fektion Fekler, Gridlock, Digital Factor, Blank, haloblack, 16volt, Señor Coconut y Su Cunjunto, Hate Dept., SMP, Meat Beat Manifesto, Haujobb, Rollins [both spoken and music]. Dulce Liquido, Wartime, Henrietta Collins and the Wife-Beating Child-Haters, Android Lust, LARD, Wesley Willis, biGod20 + Talla 2XLC, Artz + Pfusch, Haus Arafna, Massive Attack, Mos Def, Front Line Assembly, Will, =noisex=, Ah Cama Sotz, Circle Jerks, 5f_55, Autechre, pzycho b!tch, Imminent Starvation, =cybernetic:fuckheadz=, scrap.edx, Synapscape, Synth-Etik, Asche, old old old Ministry [twitch era mainly], A Split Second, los Hermanos Rodriguez, Legowelt, Amduscia, Sonar, Evils Toy before they became gheye, Monaco X, Controlled Fusion, Eminem, b001e, fIREHOSE, Tech n9ne, Tupac, VAST, Virtual›‹Embrace, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Jellyfish, Dead Kennedys, Mentallo + the Fixer, Jungle Brothers, 24-7 Spyz, fishbone, Beanie Sigel, Butthole Surfers, DMX, Fixmer/McCarthy, Public Enemy, Paris, Schooly D, Dougy Fresh and the Get-Fresh Crew, Descendents, Misfits [danzig era], Samhain, Mojo Nixon, fuck, I could go on all day and night and barely scratch the surface of half of the bands I like...
Movies:
Horror, Suspense/Thriller, Nail biting edge-of-the-seaters, Twisty Plot Movies, I have been know to cry at some of the most cheesy movies ever made. My favorite Movies are : the Boondock Saints, Accion Mutante, the Lone Wolf and Cub Series [all SEVEN of 'em - including the bastardized "Shogun Assassin"], Se7en, Fight Club, the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood [I am NOT joking], Sin City, Death Takes A Holiday, Wings of Desire, Short Circuit I + II, Shallow Grave, Romper Stomper, Braveheart, Cannibal Holocaust, most Dario Argento Flicks, Lucio Fulci's Zombi, the Pacifier, the Jason Bourne movies, the Jack Ryan movies [even though Tom Clancy is a pillow-biting asslump of retardation], Most Kevin Smith Movies, Shaolin Soccer, Fong Sai Yuk I + II, Devil's Backbone, Cronos, Fallen, Bedazzled [the original], Both Dawn of the Dead movies, the Evil Dead Trilogy [of course], Near Dark, Most David Lynch movies, So I Married and Axe Murderer, Seven Samurai, Manos : the Hands of Fate, most MST3K, All of the Star Trek movies except for the gheye "save the wales" one ["nuclear wessel"], Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?, Snatch, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure + Big-Top Pee-Wee, Titus, Mystery Men, Down By Law, Most Joel and Ethan Coen movies [especially Miller's Crossing and Barton Fink], Love Actually, American Beauty, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Coonskin, the Indian Jones and Star Wars trilogies, Time Bandits, Maniac Cop, the Hills Have Eyes, both Texas Chainsaw Massacres, the Blade trilogy, Zero Effect, the Die Hard trilogy, Lethal Weapon I - IV, Falling Down, VHF, 90% of all Jet Li's movies, Finding Neverland, Hook, Tron, the Nightmare on Elm Street I - IV, Gummo
Television:
Dead Like Me, Coupling, Red Dwarf, American Chopper, Animal Cops Detroit, Law + Order : SVU, Monk, Lost, Sitting Ducks, Mr. Show, Star Trek TNG - Voyager - Deep Space Nine, Brisco County jr., X-Men Evoltion, Desperate Housewives [a guilty pleasure] Samurai Jack, FLCL, Gray's Anatomy, 24, Friends [another guilty pleasre], Blue Gender, Family Guy, Futurama, Kids In the Hall, Teen Titans, Monster House, Heat Vision and Jack, the Ben Stiller show, 80's - early 90's era Saturday Night Live, MST3K, Fawlty Towers, Benny Hill, Star Wars : Clone Wars - the animated series, Clerks the animated series, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Clone High, Liquid Television [pre beavis and butthead], Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Justice League Unlimited.
Books:
I don't read much, but I am a fan of mainly comics. Usagi Yojimbo, Grendel, Lone Wolf + Cub, Sin City, Batman, Green Arrow, etc. I also enjoy J.K. Rowling and Richard Adams [of watership down and plague dogs fame]. Me am no are smert. cun nawt reed or speel tew gudd.
Heroes:
TOM muthafukkin WAITS, Any ASPCA workers, Child Care Workers, Chistopher Meloni [especially his character Elliot Stabler on Law + Order and who could forget Freakshow on Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle?! - "the Devil Is Everywhere..."] ALSO :
DANZA!
