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Manny Maldonado

Que Paso Que Paso Get ur Laugh On!!!!!!

About Me



My name is Manny Maldonado, Iam a proffesional stand up comic. I've been doing stand up for 10 years now. I love every aspect of comedy. Alot of people recognize from shows like "Que Locos" Latino Laugh Festival, B.E.T comic view and other Tv shows! Making people laugh is a gift from god that I like to share with everyone! Please check out my website, and get on my email list "Find out when I will be coming to your city soon" "Check out these websites" www.mannymaldonado.com or www.clubhopperla.com

My Interests

I enjoy spending time w/family, watching live sporting events, smoking crack, doing herion, "sike made you look" collecting toys "AKA" Star Wars" shopping at "Ross and Marshalls" clearance bitch!!!!! Getting my barbecue on!!!

I'd like to meet:

DOWN TO EARTH PEEPS!!!

Music:

80's music, old scholl rap= N.W.A. Ice T New Order, Prince, Janet Jackson "Control" the other "Jackson when he was black w/jerry curl.... 'The Man , Myth, the Legend Prince!!!!!! I like old scholl "Freestyle" Cynthia, Johnny O, Noel, Stevie B, Timmy T "One More Try" stuff like that..... Rock'n' Roll= ACDC, PISTOLAS y Rosas (guns&roses) stuff like that sorry(no country, bluegrass, opera, and Celine Dion= she weighs 86lbs!! 20lbs is her nose!!!!

Movies:

all the star wars movies, scarface, happy gilmore, the water boy, tombstone, unforgiven, and every single old Steven Segal movie!

Television:

I like to watch csi miami, espn, surreal life, jeopardy, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, 20/20 .... and the news of course...

Books:

n/a but I do like to read magazines SI, LEE'S ACTION FIGURE DIGEST, TIME, and all those ghetto magazines/newspaper like star, national enq etc...

Heroes:

my family, "The Dark Lord Of the Sith" (Dart Vader) Tony Montana, "Dirk Diggler" If I had his pee-pee I wouldnt have to do stand-up comedy.. "For those people who dont know who that is watch the movie "Boggie Nights" Paris Hilton "Because all she did to get Famous was get her "Bone On" on camera and walla! Cha, Cha, Ching!!!