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Kevin Young

I just got my 500th friend, and YOU made it all possible! Thanks so much! K.Y.

About Me

My name is Kevin Young. I'm a 1/2 Portuguese comedian from the Sacramento area. I've been performing for 10 years and perform in clubs, colleges, and private venues all over the country. I also put together comedy shows through Young Entertainment at Restaurants, Night Clubs, Colleges, and private organizations throughout California. Check out my clip! If you want a comedy show in your area, let me know, and I'll put that together for you. (Also, If I don't know you, I will deny your friend request. Otherwise write me a message first).

My Interests

Cooking...lingucia. I'm Portuguese, so I cook that stuff up, and eat it (maybe I'll make it for you, if you so choose). Making people laugh. I'm a naturally funny person that found myself making people laugh at the age of 1 when I first spit up some food---I called that my early physical comedy stage, when I couldn't talk. My first words were "What the Fuck? You've got to be kidding me."

I'd like to meet:

Fans of comedy. I've met god, and I'm looking in the mirror at him right now. And he's writing a joke down. And it's kinda funny. I'd like to meet Oprah, and have her take me out to dinner. She'd pay of course.

Music:

Alternative, 80's music, oldies and classical, and Jack Black. As a comedian, music is important for those long trips in the car. So it's why I like to go alone and listen to what I like. Otherwise, you have to either listen to the other comedians music or hear them talk about how funny they are.

Movies:

Tenacious D, Nacho Libre, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Elf, Office Space, What about Bob, Pirates of the Carribean, Throw Momma From the Train, You, Me and Dupree. Anything with Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrill. Those guys could sit in a chair, stare at a wall, and be funny. I could too. I just choose to spend my time being more productive than that.

Television:

Letterman, My Name Is Earl, The Office, and older sitcoms like Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, Just Shoot Me, and South Park. Dr. Phil "What were you thinking?"

Books:

Mostly the newspaper, magazines, and some comedy books, like the onion. I also enjoy reading profound books, which make me think about the way the world works, and the psychological makeup of people. I also like to read anything I write, because I sometimes amaze myself. :)

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Heroes:

Jerry Rice. That man has always given 110% of himself towards his profession. Yes, that's right, 110% It's a little extra. I saw a woman with a shirt that said "110%" and she had no shoes on and she was drunk. So I'd say it was a poor shirt choice. She was in Mississippi and she said "This is Mississippi, I don't need no shoes, hell dressing up is wearing a shirt and sometimes pants!" I also am a big fan of Dave Attell, Dave Chappelle, Seinfeld, and Jack Black. That guy is off the hook! He makes up words and stuff. And that impresses me.

My Blog

I need a new dental plan

So I have a ridiculous dental plan. It's not fun. I called today because I had excruciating pain in a tooth, and wanted to make a follow up appointment. I said "I'm in agony, I feel like I'm going to ...
Posted by Kevin Young on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST

i'm so pissed

As some of you may have seen, the 49ers lost to the Rams today. And for the first time in years, I actually got pissed off. Cause right when they started to win and get a streak going (three in a row)...
Posted by Kevin Young on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:41:00 PST

whats the best pet to have?

The best pet to have for me would be a dog, they're very giving, loyal and seem to be the most loving pet. A cat is very much independent, doesn't care about you and scratches up your furniture. A fis...
Posted by Kevin Young on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:49:00 PST

show on monkeys

I watched an interesting show over the weekend called "tough jobs." On the show a British woman that relocated to South Africa, was shown taking care of several monkeys, 22 in fact. She was like a "Ca...
Posted by Kevin Young on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:11:00 PST

sac punchline

     I'm working at the Sac Punchline this week with Ron Shock and Barrry Weintraub. The shows tonight were great! The best all week. I had tremendous sets, and enjoyed it the best...
Posted by Kevin Young on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:49:00 PST

Cooking

In an effort to eat healthier and save money, I have been trying to eat healthier, and to do that, I have been cooking. I made me a dish recently that was delicious. It was stir fried vegeta...
Posted by Kevin Young on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:54:00 PST

camping

I went camping recently in the Santa Cruz mountains with some friends. We put up our tents, took a short hike, and then 3 hours later we drove into town and went to starbucks. We were having with...
Posted by Kevin Young on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:02:00 PST

Deal or No Deal???

     There is a new fascinating television show on NBC starring Howie Mandel with the rivoting phrase, "Deal or No Deal???" That is the question posed by Mandel that makes everyone...
Posted by Kevin Young on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:11:00 PST

quarter horse

     I went to a farm recently in my hometown and was surprised to actually enjoy looking at the animals. My favorite animal was the quarter horse--which I learned later was actual...
Posted by Kevin Young on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:01:00 PST