Cooking...lingucia. I'm Portuguese, so I cook that stuff up, and eat it (maybe I'll make it for you, if you so choose). Making people laugh. I'm a naturally funny person that found myself making people laugh at the age of 1 when I first spit up some food---I called that my early physical comedy stage, when I couldn't talk. My first words were "What the Fuck? You've got to be kidding me."
Fans of comedy. I've met god, and I'm looking in the mirror at him right now. And he's writing a joke down. And it's kinda funny. I'd like to meet Oprah, and have her take me out to dinner. She'd pay of course.
Alternative, 80's music, oldies and classical, and Jack Black. As a comedian, music is important for those long trips in the car. So it's why I like to go alone and listen to what I like. Otherwise, you have to either listen to the other comedians music or hear them talk about how funny they are.
Tenacious D, Nacho Libre, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Elf, Office Space, What about Bob, Pirates of the Carribean, Throw Momma From the Train, You, Me and Dupree. Anything with Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrill. Those guys could sit in a chair, stare at a wall, and be funny. I could too. I just choose to spend my time being more productive than that.
Letterman, My Name Is Earl, The Office, and older sitcoms like Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, Just Shoot Me, and South Park. Dr. Phil "What were you thinking?"
Mostly the newspaper, magazines, and some comedy books, like the onion. I also enjoy reading profound books, which make me think about the way the world works, and the psychological makeup of people. I also like to read anything I write, because I sometimes amaze myself. :)
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Jerry Rice. That man has always given 110% of himself towards his profession. Yes, that's right, 110% It's a little extra. I saw a woman with a shirt that said "110%" and she had no shoes on and she was drunk. So I'd say it was a poor shirt choice. She was in Mississippi and she said "This is Mississippi, I don't need no shoes, hell dressing up is wearing a shirt and sometimes pants!" I also am a big fan of Dave Attell, Dave Chappelle, Seinfeld, and Jack Black. That guy is off the hook! He makes up words and stuff. And that impresses me.