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The Sneaks

junk n' junk

About Me

you can also see us at
www.thesneaks.co.nz and our facebook page thing here

We spent all our money at the races and all we got was this lousy video.
Thanks them DownLow Concept fullas...

Heres our video for our song Kuzai Heart You Girl. A trillion of thanks to ShineStrength for making it and junk. Watch it now, or else!

this here video won the ’bNet Best Video’ at the 2006 bNet awards! Woohoo! Way to go Shinestrength!

In further additionalness, here is a video from probably almost 3 years ago now, thanks to our awesome and handsome friends Steve and Andrew. As you can see, our production values are second to none.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/31/2005
Band Website: thesneaks.co.nz/
Band Members: James - Bass and Singing
Dan - Drumming and Singing
Martin - Guitaring and Keys and Singing
Function Generator - Generating Mathematical Functions
Sample and Hold - Generating Computer Noises

Influences: Stock, Aitken, Waterman, The Zombies, The Ramones, Madonna, Supergrass, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, The Archies, The Beach Boys, any band that records and releases their own records
Sounds Like: Someone gave some dorks some instruments. Plus handclaps.
Record Label: Some Confusion, Kingsland Racquets Society
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

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I was just watching the video for Mo Money Mo Problems. Its pretty incredible, I don't think I am exaggerating when I say that it is undeniably the crowning achievement of Western civilisation. On par...
Posted by The Sneaks on Sat, 17 May 2008 04:38:00 PST

Chewy chewy chewy chewy

Being, as I am, a renaissance man, with connections in the corridors of power, I am privy to a lot of esoteric knowledge. Mostly its about crystals and their auric power fields, the location of Atlan...
Posted by The Sneaks on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:25:00 PST

Contents under pressure

My new hobby: making up names for some kind of bizarre sexual practice, then casually inserting them into conversation with people, e.g. "Woah, last week one of my friend was talking to these two girl...
Posted by The Sneaks on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:54:00 PST

Think of better things than some horny tricks

I’m incredibly bad at hearing the lyrics in songs. Like awful at it. In a sense it’s a disability. I choose to call this horrible affliction hearing AIDS, which leads to all sorts of confu...
Posted by The Sneaks on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:04:00 PST

How come all the other unicorns are dead?

Three new songs up! Check them in their amazingness.In other news, I am working on a screenplay called "You may kiss the... Walrus?", with the tagline ’It should be the happiest day of her life ...
Posted by The Sneaks on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:38:00 PST

Comput-put-put-put-put-put-put-puter games

Not content with simply hacking into the mainframe and reversing the polarity so as to start an international nuclear incident, a la the excellent 1983 film War Games starring not only Matthew Broderi...
Posted by The Sneaks on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:03:00 PST

Smell like I sound

So, finally, we seem to have caught up with what's "fresh", "cool" and "hip" with the children, by getting ourselves a playstation with FUCKING SINGSTAR! Yussss! And we, all three of us, but especiall...
Posted by The Sneaks on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:01:00 PST

When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained

Well, it still seems there is confusion on this point, so I'd just like to clear up, once and for all, this would be the most awesome thing that anyone has ever done ever in the history of stuff: gone...
Posted by The Sneaks on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:45:00 PST

I wish I was a little bit taller

Now, let me tell you that we three Sneaks have no money. This may surprise any of you who have seen the video for I'm Lame, of if you happened to see the big wads of cash we were throwing around at th...
Posted by The Sneaks on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:23:00 PST

Call and response in the negative home

So, two hot gigs - first one was at Mother Bar last friday, with the Bikinis, and then superly fun one just on Sunday night at the Windmill in Brixton, with Lakes and So So Modern (we'll miss you guys...
Posted by The Sneaks on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:09:00 PST