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A Doug’s Breakfast

the future is present - peasant

About Me

"After he says, 'Hey Davis', I inexplicably start listing the names of all eight reindeer, and when I've finished, he smiles and says 'Listen, there's a Christmas party at Nekenieh on the twentieth, see you there?' I smile and assure him I'll be at Nekenieh on the twentieth and as I walk off, nodding to no one, I call back to him, 'Hey asshole, I wanna watch you die, motherfuck-aaahhh', and then I start screaming like a banshee, moving across Fifty-eighth, banging my briefcase against the wall."- American Psycho, read it!

My Interests

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Member Since: 5/12/2006
Influences: travis bickle, dirty harry, bad lieutenant, fripp, colonel kurtz, pollock.
Sounds Like: quantum suicide being explained by a goldfish
Type of Label: None

My Blog

damn, i just read my latest blogs...

apparently i went out on motherfuckin' dates last weekend with not one, but two internet paedaphiles.  apparently i had a great time and owe it all to some asshole internet site called something ...
Posted by A Doug’s Breakfast on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:21:00 PST