Chop Suzy

In a world of sorrow, despair, and a lot of other bad things, Chop Suzy is here to make things better. A three headed monster that has been put on this planet to chew up the bad, spit it out, chew it up again, swallow it down and dispose of it for all eternity paving the way for good times and celebration the likes of which have never been seen.Meet the undisputed heavyweight champions of rock!Beau Girardeau: With hands equal to those of a magician, Beau Girardeau's slight of hand mastery of the guitar will leave you in utter amazement. His electric wizardry coupled with a voice and face sent from heaven will have you asking yourself one question: How can a man so beautiful rock so hard? The answer is simple, my friends. Beau Girardeau is from the 4th dimension. It is a place that doesn't exist, but yet, it must. Because nothing in this world, the world that you and I are a part of, could ever produce a man like Beau Girardeau. He is all that is and all that will be. See it. Believe it. Be it.Manual Automatic: The King of Bass will rule over his mighty kingdom with a bottom heavy hand and banish the weak. Those with no will to rock and no will to roll shall be cast out with brute force. This is the law of the land. Abide or be punished with a thunderous assault of vibrations that will split your brain in two and cause your ears to overdose on the sheer joy they will experience. His majesty treats all who seek shelter in the kingdom to throbbing pulsations and pounding rhythms that bring mere mortals to their knees in a show of gratitude. This is his quest. This is his vow. This is his life.Ludwig Von Baloney: Armed with sticks of dynamite used to beat down a mountain made of cannons, Ludwig Von Baloney is the only living being whose ancestors can be traced all the way back to the days of cavemen. Possessed by his primitive instincts, he hears the call of the wild and answers it with reckless abandon and a fearlessness that parallels that of the mighty lion. His beat can be heard beyond the sun and will last until the end of time. He is fueled by a potent mixture of blood, sweat and beer which spells danger for those who dare cross his path. You have been warned. Beware the Baloney.With an unprecedented display of pure rock, Chop Suzy goes above and beyond the call of duty. Never in the history of rock 'n' roll has there been a band like this one. Their music is created with one thought in mind: to rock harder than anything that has rocked in the entire existence of rock. Discover their greatness and claim it as your own.This is Chop Suzy.