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John Howard

So I'm a heel... What of it?

About Me

Hi, it's me- John Howard!Some of you may know me as the cartoonist primarily responsible for a comic book called Horny Biker Slut. Last Gasp published 13 issues of it, along with three issues of She-Male Trouble. Recently I've done a lot of work for BUTTMAN Magazine and the venerable New York tabloid SCREW. I have a website, it's Ass Hysteria . It's a lot of my drawings and stuff. It's for adults only, and definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK!Meanwhile, laugh at me, not with me! I invite you to subscribe to: Badly Drawn Blog

My Interests

Cartooning, Modesty Blaise, Uninterrupted sleep, Painting, Fine frozen cuisine, Video games, Liquor, Not getting monstrously fat, Comic books (Undergrounds from the '60s, Lee-Kirby Marvels, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Watchmen, Love & Rockets, Cerebus... lots more...), Occasional interaction with other humans, Doc Savage, Drag queens, She-Males, Regular women (basically anything in a skirt), Porn (only if it's free), Mexican wrestling (ask me about El Super Bobo), Self-preservation, Movies, TV, The butt. Not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Like-minded lunkheads, layabouts, doxies, dorks, tipplers, technophobes, scribblers, milfs, and scallywags.

Music:

XTC, Elliot Smith, Devo, Roxy Music, Pixies, The Beautiful South, Yeah yeah yeahs, Donovan, Fishboy, Sparks, Toadies, Kate Bush, Roy Orbison, De Novo Dahl, Ramones, Beatles, Sparks, Hollies, Steppenwolf, The Hives, Cheap Trick, Innocence Mission, Tori Amos, Pink Floyd, Blah blah ad nauseum

Movies:

Crumb, True Grit, Early Cohen brothers, Chinatown, Guillermo Del Toro, The Conversation, All That Jazz, Terry Gilliam, Quentin Tarantino, Gimme Skelter, The Lord Of The Rings, Seven, The Long Riders, Wes Anderson, The Exorcist, Sling Blade, Alien, The Stink Of Flesh, Aliens, Stanley Kubrick, Sam Peckinpah, Sexy Beast, David Cronenberg, Prime Cut, The Godfather, George Romero, Deliverance, Run Lola Run... I could go on...This poster is one I wrote with my pal Scott Phillips years ago. It won the grand jury prize at some high-falutin' film festival recently!

Television:

I loves me some TV. Sitting at my drawing table, I guess I watch more than most...Simpsons, Futurama, The Avengers, Northern Exposure, The Shield, Mythbusters, Sopranos, Bob Newhart, Buffy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Star Trek (within reason), Homicide, LEXX, Mystery Science Theater, Seinfeld, La Femme Nikita, Southpark, Alias, X-Files (except for the crappy later ones), Millennium...etc etc...So many dvds coming out... must turn more tricks so I can buy them all...

Books:

Fritz Leiber, Charles Willeford (the Hoke Mosely series in particular), Andrew Vachss (Flood, and the first several Burke novels... after that they're not so good), Arthur Byron Cover (Autumn Angels, An East Wind Coming), Dan Simmons (what a guy, he wrote the Hyperion series and some really great hard-boiled crime stuff too), Chuck Palahniuk (pronounced Paula-nick, or so I've heard. Fight Club, Choke), Tove Jansson (Comet in Moominland, Finn Family Moomintroll), Alice in Wonderland, Will Christopher Baer (Kiss Me, Judas), Jonathan Lethem (Motherless Brooklyn), Harlan Ellison, J.G. Ballard (High Rise, Crash). I read a lot of comics too. We won't get into that here.

Heroes:

Robert Crumb, Ed Wood, The Flash, Marilyn Hamann, El Santo, Jack Kirby, Goddess Heather, Diane Fossey, Matt Groening, The Ramones, Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson, Ricky Gervais, Kate Bush, Al Golstein, Louise Brooks, Frank Frazetta, The Marquis De Sade, ummm... to be continued.

My Blog

Girlfriend Report Card


Posted by John Howard on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:04:00 PST

MILLIONS OF AMERICANS


Posted by John Howard on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:00:00 PST

Pale and loving it


Posted by John Howard on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:00:00 PST

Daddy Likes


Posted by John Howard on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:01:00 PST

Waiting for the other ball to drop


Posted by John Howard on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:39:00 PST

Bless the beasts


Posted by John Howard on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:04:00 PST

I Can’t Un-Dream It


Posted by John Howard on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:24:00 PST

Them ships


Posted by John Howard on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:05:00 PST

Out There


Posted by John Howard on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:06:00 PST

To Catch a Predator Catcher


Posted by John Howard on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:31:00 PST