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My Pangalactic Excellency Z. Beeblebrox II (Sr)

Mostly harmless..

About Me

Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippy, good timer, (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terribly bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch. * "..You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' ..Yeah,' said Zaphod, ..but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' ..THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' ..No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?' ..But sir,' it squealed, ..I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead...' ..Yeah, that's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet.'" * ------------------------------------------------------------ "His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink." (Terry Pratchett).Keywords: language(s), philosophy (the oldfashioned rational kind), humo(u)r, absurdity, music, cabaret (the Dutch variety: Hans Teeuwen and the like), salade niçoise - duizendmaal dank, Patricia :)! - , sorbet au cassis, Rotterdam's World Famous Dudok Apple Pie, huge slabs of bloody dead animal, stilton, caipirinha, mojito, raw herring, live oysters, gewurztraminer, pastis, Claeryn jenever, wodka, Belgian beers, cinnamon, garlick, ginger, Barcelona, Prague, Budapest, Lisbon, Paris, San Diego, Brazil, Gaudi, Hundertwasser, Dali, Hieronymus Bosch, Valeri Gergiev. I hate arrogance, unnecessary stupidity, injustice, George W. and all other powerful dimwits, and I'm NOT interested in cars, all things macho, American sports, getting drunk (tipsy is good enough for me) or stoned, ballet, astro"logy" and other superstitious beloney...

My Interests

travel (I'm a city stroller), music (including a bit of singing, occasionally; and I once played the flute in a rock band), reading (preferably intelligent hilarious stuff, like Irving, Pratchett, Douglas Adams and Fry), cooking (I even won a prize, decades ago *blush*), field hockey (yes, in the civilised world that's also very much a male game!!!); and charming ladies, of course, especially if they possess some of these traits: smartness, beauty, wit and weirdness...

I'd like to meet:

All of my Myspace friends, but I would never survive it :)...

Music:

Angela Gheorghiu, Janis Ian, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Jobim, Astrud Gilberto, Norah Jones, Coldplay, Jacques Brel, Marlene Dietrich, Barbara, Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan, Drs. P, Anne Murray, Roberta Flack, LeAnn Rimes, Mahalia Jackson, Mathilde Santing, Shirley Bassey, Pointer Sisters, Gene Pitney, Percy Sledge, Elvis, Ray Charles, Creedence, CSN&Y, Kate Bush, Melanie, Queen, Marisa Monte, Aretha Franklin, Janis Joplin, Shirley Bassey, Eagles, Stereophonics, Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Pink Floyd, Tori Amos, Lovin' Spoonful/John Sebastian, Kinks, Stones, Berlioz, Gounod, Shostakovich, Bartok, Tchaikovsky, Dvorak, Sibelius, Bizet, Verdi, Puccini, Rossini, Bellini, Ravel, Grieg, Rimsky Korsakov, Borodin, Prokofiev, Massenet, Glinka, Mussorgsky, Satie etc. etc.Some of my all time favourites:Whole lotta love (Led Zeppelin) Suzie Q (Creedence) Pearl's a singer (Algie Brooks) Black Velvet (Alannah Miles) What have they done to my song (Melanie) House of the rising sun (Animals) Son of a preacher man (Dusty Springfield/Aretha Franklin) Tommy (Who) Child in time (Deep Purple) Shboom (Crew Cuts) Proud Mary (Creedence, Ike and Tina Turner, Bryan B.) White Rabbit (Jefferson Airplane) Black magic woman (Santana) Killing me softly (Roberta Flack) Me and Mrs. Jones (Billy Paul) Nostradamus (Hans Teeuwen) Wonderful life (Mathilde Santing) Beautiful people (Melanie, Mathilde Santing) Sitting on the dock of the bay (Otis Redding) Nights in white satin (Moody Blues) At seventeen (Janis Ian) Jesse (Janis Ian) Susanne (Leonard Cohen) Ne me quitte pas (Brel) Fiets (Clouseau) Une petite cantate (Barbara) Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen) Harper Valley PTA (Jeannie C. Riley) House of the rising sun (Animals) Take five (Dave Brubeck) Unsquare dance (ditto) Magical connection (John Sebastian) Waterloo sunset (Kinks) Méditation from Thais (Massenet) The cor anglais solo in La damnation the Faust (Berlioz) Humoresque (Dvorak) Peer Gynt - especially the theater version with vocals (Grieg) Mon coeur s'ouvre a ta voix from Samson et Dalila (Saint Saens) Silent night (Mahalia Jackson) Mercedes Benz (Janis Joplin) Belle nuit, o nuit d'amour (Offenbach) Requiems (Fauré, Verdi, Britten)

Movies:

Der Untergang, Goodbye Lenin, Cabaret, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, The Pianist, Novecento, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs, Life of Brian, Schindler's List, Die Blechtrommel, La vita e bella, Silence of the lambs, The remains of the day, Godfather trilogy, The Big Lebowski, Mulholland Drive, Mary Poppins, Blues Brothers, Dolores Claiborne, The world according to Garp, Hotel New Hampshire, The Cider House rules, Soylent Green, Groundhog Day, anything with Peter Sellers (Being there, Casino Royale, Dr. Strangelove, Pink Panther). I've got no silver screen heroes or heroins; but I DO like Julia Roberts *blush*But I literally fell asleep during LOTR *yawn* :)...

Television:

Abfab, Twin Peaks, Blackadder, Young Ones, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, Dame Edna, Yes (Prime) Minister, Frasier, South Park, Frost, Morse, Muppets, MASH, Red Dwarf, The Chef, Klokhuis, Jiskefet, Ederveen in al zijn gedaanten, Rozengeur & wodka lime, Gooische vrouwen, Evelien *blush*

Books:

Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, John Irving, Michael Chabon, Stephen King, Stephen Fry, Kafka, Dahl, Waugh, Wilde, Milne, Ruth Rendell, Nicci French, Elsschot, Bordewijk, Heeresma, Hotz, Nescio, Koot, Midas Dekkers, Heleen van Royen, Annie M G Schmidt, Piet Paaltjens, Kees Stip/Trijntje Fop, Lévi Weemoed, John O'Mill

Heroes:

"What he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk." (Terry Pratchett)

My Blog

How Dutch are the Americans?

Very much so, if only because the words Yankee, dollar, Santa Claus, cookie, coleslaw and snack are derived from the Dutch "Jan Kees", "daalder", "Sinterklaas", "koekje", "koolsla" and "snakken" :)! ...
Posted by My Pangalactic Excellency Z. Beeblebrox II (Sr) on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:44:00 PST

The Story Of The Gay Necrophile Duck

Recent research has shown that we Dutch have the highest average IQ of all Europeans: 107. We also rank at or near the top of the world in the areas of general happiness, godlessness and same sex mar...
Posted by My Pangalactic Excellency Z. Beeblebrox II (Sr) on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:49:00 PST

The Apple & SoFlor

As you no doubt expected: my trip to NYC and Southern Florida was great!! NYC is really overwhelming, vibrant, frenetic, weird and fascinating! During my 3 1/2 days there I only took the subway twice...
Posted by My Pangalactic Excellency Z. Beeblebrox II (Sr) on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 06:32:00 PST

A personal record...

As many of you know I engage in the quite manly game of hockey* ; I've been doing that since 1963... Last Sunday was the higlight in my "career": I scored 4 (yes: four!!) times *biiiiiiiiiiigsmile*! ...
Posted by My Pangalactic Excellency Z. Beeblebrox II (Sr) on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 02:26:00 PST

Terry & Douglas e-books!!!

I just made an amazing discovery: some of their masterpieces of zany fantasy/sf are on line: http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/fantasyebooks http://www.globusz.com/ebooks/Hitchhikers But don't bl...
Posted by My Pangalactic Excellency Z. Beeblebrox II (Sr) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Hitchhikers Guide: the movie!!

Apparently it has been released on the other side of the pond! I've had two conflicting "reviews" so far; if you have seen it, please tell me what you think! Preferably as a blog comment, so all Guide...
Posted by My Pangalactic Excellency Z. Beeblebrox II (Sr) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Argument Of The Day No. 5

"Titanic and LOTR* are the most boring and mind-numbing Oscar-winning movies ever." (LOTR part 1, that is: I never subjected myself to the sequels, as I didn't even manage to stay awake during the ...
Posted by My Pangalactic Excellency Z. Beeblebrox II (Sr) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Argument Of The Day No. 4

"John Grisham has written only one really good book: The Chamber. If you've read it you know the death penalty is a crime." Shoot! Previous provocations (still open for debate!): 1. "May 6 a...
Posted by My Pangalactic Excellency Z. Beeblebrox II (Sr) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Argument Of The Day No. 3

In the same vein as the last one, but just slightly more serious: "Religious freedom should be abolished as a separate right. There is no reason to give religion even more protection than any other...
Posted by My Pangalactic Excellency Z. Beeblebrox II (Sr) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Argument Of The Day No. 2

"It's a disgrace that the free world still tolerates the existence of a sexist, HIV and paedophilia stimulating state ruled by a crossdressing German dictator who was a member of the Wehrmacht. Immedi...
Posted by My Pangalactic Excellency Z. Beeblebrox II (Sr) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST