Plow Man Revisited and other adventures |
The blog title is misleading. There are no adventures. Not even any misadventures. But I'm in a writey mood, and I'm trying to blog at work for the first time. I tried it a few days ago as well, but c...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:37:00 GMT |
My New Glasses: I need an honest opinion |
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:05:00 GMT |
Chee-Chee |
Two sailors are shipwrecked on an island of heartless primitives. "You have a choice," says the island king to the first sailor. "Instantaneous Death or Chee-Chee." The first sailor gulps. "I guess I'...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:00:00 GMT |
technical difficulties |
Serious blog alert. Look elsewhere for penis jokes. They aren't on the menu today.I've spent the summer being a good mommy, a good-ish wife, a good daughter, a good sister. And I've seemed to have for...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:17:00 GMT |
myspace knows my dirty secret |
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Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:55:00 GMT |
and I will give to you my summer whine |
It's summer here, finally, and of course the same people who were complaining a month ago that it's too cold are now moaning that it's too hot. What the heck do people want? I grew up in a place where...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:42:00 GMT |
Oh Lord, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz? |
There's a woman who works in my son's daycare center who is a Jesus freak. She tells me stuff like "I pray for you every Sunday. For the souls of your whole family." And it's all I can do to stop myse...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:17:00 GMT |
looking for love in all the wrong places |
*WARNING WARNING WARNING*The following video is not for sensitive viewers. Or insensitive viewers. It's not for ANYBODY. It's disgraceful.
But hey: there's that beak shot we've all been waiti...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 01:57:00 GMT |
blah blah BLAH blah blah blah blah BLAH? |
I’ve been away forever, I don’t know why, but I’m back. I’ve been sort of busy lately, and going to a lot of meetings. A LOT of meetings. It’s gotten to the point that I ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:24:00 GMT |
won’t you be my fucking neighbour? |
In order to leave the apartment this morning, I had to step over my next door neighbour, who, since falling off the wagon, has apparently sold his wagon. He doesn’t want to get back on that wago...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:56:00 GMT |
