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About Me

My name is Jordan and I am the head-cheese of Fried Nothing Productions, my very own freelance-esque-ish company that rocks the graphic arts and video production and writing services for the people of the world.
I do a lot of comedic writing and have been making the funny for my online sketch comedy series called "Fried Nothing TV". Go check it out on MySpace or YouTube , or just watch them there videos below!
I'm not really a big fan of my name, so I decided I'm going to change it to "Awesome". That way, when someone says "Do you know who that guy is?", people can say "No, but I heard he's Awesome." Yeah. Think about it. Maybe if I change my name, I won't get mistaken for Morgan Freeman on the street anymore. Bizarre.
Once in a while, I partake in the ancient tradition of stand up comedy, but I don't do it often enough which angers the mighty Comedy Gods. I should get on stage more, I miss people telling me I suck. And so I don't get struck by lightning.
I am a dork and gol'durn proud of it. I even went to a Star Trek convention once, but had to leave because the Klingons were harassing me. It could've been the most depressing moment of my life. Unless you count the time those damn Jawas stole my bike.
No Country For Really Old Men Trailer
Stand-up Comedy @ FNTV Comedy Night
Mafia Home Shopping Network
Searching For: Whoopi Goldberg's Eyebrows
Bob Ross: Happy Little Outtakes
FNTV's Ghost Hunters Uber-Spoof (Long & Uncut Version)
Ragnar of Suburbia
"Mr. Roboto" Music Video
Christ Chex Cereal commercial
No Country For Really Old Men: Blooper Reel
Mafia Home Shopping Network: Blooper Reel
Searching For Whoopi Goldberg's Eyebrows: Blooper Reel
Ghost Hunters Uber-Spoof: Blooper Reel
Bob Ross: Happy Little Outtakes: Outtakes
MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

comedy, animation, acting, voice over work, cartoons, music [metal, thrash, punk, ska, reggae, and good ol’ circa mid-90’s alternative], shredding on my axe (that’s metalese for playing guitar)

I'd like to meet:

Steve Guttenberg, for he will be my trusty sidekick one day. Together, we will fight crime and make witty remarks.
Check out the teaser trailer for FNTV’s cartoon show BUDZ coming eventually to DVD!

...and this wicked cool animatic from BUDZ

Music:

I hate waking up with the King

Television:

Books:

"If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of A B-Movie Actor" & "Everyone Poops"

Heroes:

my trusty sidekick Steve Guttenberg, Bruce Campbell, Mayor McCheese

My Blog

I Smell Like I Sound

Has it really been since Feburary since I posted my last blog? Wow, my MySpace Cool Points have been seriously dwindling because either I haven't made any witty observations in the past 10 month...
Posted by Jordan Wieleba on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:53:00 PST

Threat Level: Delicious

In case you didn't already know, I'm a self-confessed nerd. I'm not talking full-on hardcore Robert Carradine uber-nerdness ("would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during ...
Posted by Jordan Wieleba on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

Dude, You're Sick

I think I'm getting to the age where it begins to suck to get old. Not that I'm too old that I can't control my bladder, or at least less control than I have now (accidents happen), but old enou...
Posted by Jordan Wieleba on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:31:00 PST

Braun of the Dead

I haven't been on stage in a little while. I haven't been able to rock the funny as much as I want to, but that's ok because I have a good reason: I've been working out. Now, it's not for ...
Posted by Jordan Wieleba on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:39:00 PST

My Super Awesome Wicked Rad California Adventure

I try to make it out to California at least once a year because Denver is a festering mile-high shithole infested with SUV-driving hippies, horrible car dealership commercials and John Elway. Gr...
Posted by Jordan Wieleba on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:36:00 PST

Do You Believe In Magic?

Last week I sat down and watched that Chronicles of Narnia movie. I figured if Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell liked it so much, maybe its worth a shot. Mr. Pibb and Red Vines might equal c...
Posted by Jordan Wieleba on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 09:35:00 PST

A Vasectomy Don't Sound Too Bad

I could never have a daughter. If I had a daughter, Id just be plain fucked. I dont want a daughter because Im afraid that if she turns out to be hot, shell somehow creep into my masta...
Posted by Jordan Wieleba on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 11:00:00 PST

...Or Should I Say Careers?

I was driving around yesterday in the 20 degree fuckin' cold coldness (that's how cold it was, fuckin' cold cold) doing some Christmas shopping (I already picked up 99% of my gifts at Wal-Mart... take...
Posted by Jordan Wieleba on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:41:00 PST

Halloweenus and Weedalingus

Halloween is over, which sucks. I'm a big fan of Halloween and always have been. The first time I went trick-or-treating in preschool I went as Michael Jackson, which I guess is kind of ironic when y...
Posted by Jordan Wieleba on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 02:39:00 PST

This Space is Your Space, This Space is MySpace

Boy, for a website that's really good for networking and meeting people, there's a lotta crazyness that goes on in here. For example, let's take the people that like to post hundreds of bulletin...
Posted by Jordan Wieleba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST