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Call Mo So He Can Make It Juicy Fo' Ya!

Even When It Rains Outside, There Is Light...

About Me

Everything that glitters is not gold

My Interests

Music of all kinds, photography, movies, browsing the racks at Amoeba or Rasputin, vintage clothing and cheap eats....

I'd like to meet:

I meet enough people without looking for them, so looking for someone in particular isn't in the forefront of my mind
You Are A Blueberry Martini
You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often.
You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail.

You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country.

Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party.

Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality.

Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality. What Flavor Martini Are You?
Your Blog Should Be Yellow
You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh.
You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link.
You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog. What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?
How You Life Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. How Do You Live Your Life?
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?
Your Love Element Is Fire
In love, you are a true listener and totally present.
For you, love is all about feeling more alive than you've ever felt.

You attract others with your joy and passion.
Your flirting style is defined by your strong ability to communicate.

Fun and play are the cornerstones of your love life.
And while your flame may burn too brightly, it's part of your appeal.

You connect best with: Wood

Avoid: Water

You and another Fire element: will likely burn out quickly What Element Is Your Love? ..!

Music:

R&B, funk, jazz, soul, pop, indie, hip hop, folk and *SOME* country. I pretty much listen to other people's music collections and pick out the music that I like, then burn it.....

Movies:

The Color Purple, Phantom of the Opera, Beautiful, Requiem for a Dream, Brown Bunny, Sarafina, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Shining, Indiana Jones, Get On The Bus, The Land Before Time, Bean, Friday, Next Friday, Titanic, Lemony Snicket, Crash, Which Way Is Up?, The Wiz, It, Lady Sings The Blues, The Karate Kid, On Golden Pond, Cleopatra, Be Cool, Shrek, Evita, Saw, Saw II, The Amityville Horror, Bubble Boy, Saw II, Mannequin, Splash, The Grudge

Television:

American Idol, Family Guy, Wheel of Fortune, Mad TV, Jeopardy, David Chappelle, America's Next Top Model, Judge Judy, I Love The 70's/80's/90's, The Real World, Cold Case Files, Next, Elimidate, Cheaters, Jerry Springer, Clean Sweep, Divine Design, Judge Hatchett, The People's Court, Room Raiders, Sushi TV

Books:

Mystery, suspense, thrillers and biographies

Heroes:

People who stay true to themselves and know where they stand in the world...

My Blog

Black On Black Crime Goes Upscale!

You may have heard of this Black "investor" in Atlanta named Sam Leccima. He was on last season's "Flip This House", and I watched and admired how he was going fixing up dumps and trashed houses for t...
Posted by Don't Steal: The Government Hates Competition on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:12:00 PST

The Problem With Bay Area Bands

Are you local "bands" ready? You listening? Actually, from the way you "play" and sing, I can tell you're not. Listening isn't in the lexicon for you idiots, so here's a few tips. This is for all you ...
Posted by Don't Steal: The Government Hates Competition on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:00:00 PST

Here's Your First Class Ticket To Hell

The religious conservatives of this country make me sick. By their warped ways of thinking, anyone who isn't going to church every waking moment and being "holy" is a deviant. But you know what will b...
Posted by Don't Steal: The Government Hates Competition on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:14:00 PST

21 Beliefs Of An Ignorant Republican

1) War is "good business". 2) Leading by intimidation works better than leading by example. 3) "Standing tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.4) Being a drug addi...
Posted by Don't Steal: The Government Hates Competition on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:39:00 PST

The Only Way To End Racism

How about all breeding men and women get naked and we have a giant fuckfest on the beach? Yeah, let's mix it up with Whites on Asians, Asians on East Indians, Blacks on Mexicans, etc. It could be...
Posted by Don't Steal: The Government Hates Competition on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:20:00 PST

Misery Has Enough Company, So Dare To Be Happy

When will people learn that there's a difference between good and bad drama? Drama is life: there's no escaping it. There would be no good times without bad times. There will *ALWAYS* be drama, so the...
Posted by Don't Steal: The Government Hates Competition on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:12:00 PST

Hey Pope, That's A Fancy Dress You're Wearing

In order to halt mostĀ child molestation in America, we need to go straight to the source: the Catholic church. The first stepĀ has to be breaking up massive support of the horrifically evil Vatican. Th...
Posted by Don't Steal: The Government Hates Competition on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:28:00 PST

Can My Fourth Grader Buy A Dime Bag From The Ice Cream Truck?

And you thought the kids were just acting loony because of too much candy! Apparently, a Mexican immigrant in Mission, Texas is giving elementary school kids the "hookup" by selling $5 and $10&nb...
Posted by Don't Steal: The Government Hates Competition on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:34:00 PST

Bush vs. Putin

Putin is threatening to "retarget" rockets at U.S. allies in response to Bush building anti-missile systems in Eastern Europe. Bush (in his ever so intelligent twang), announced the fact that the Cold...
Posted by Don't Steal: The Government Hates Competition on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:20:00 PST

Do You Know Anyone That Eats Live Frogs & Rats? Didn't Think So...

BEIJING (Reuters) - A man in southeast China says 40 years of swallowing tree frogs and rats live has helped him avoid intestinal complaints and made him strong. Jiang Musheng, a 66-year-old resident ...
Posted by Don't Steal: The Government Hates Competition on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST