From the Mailbag: Meeting me at the Mall Will Not Happen |
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: anahiDate: Jun 14, 2007 1:51 PMhow u been
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Uncle JesseDate: Jun 14, 2007 2:04 PMTire...
Posted by Uncle Jesse on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:29:00 PST |
For my fans: My sincerest apologies... |
I have been gone for an extended amount of time and I truly am sorry.
My personal assistant that runs that page was busy moving and I was busying inpregnating Argentina.
No seriously, I totally banged...
Posted by Uncle Jesse on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:09:00 PST |
From the Mailbag: After letters like this, I want to shoot myself. |
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: wanonaDate: Jun 20, 2007 2:11 PM
i like full house and you and backy are in it wanona
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Posted by Uncle Jesse on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:26:00 PST |
Role Playing w/ Becky Donaldson |
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Rebecca DonaldsonDate: Jun 14, 2007 9:50 AM
She was working with Danny in the living room. "Danny you have a nice place I would love to meet y...
Posted by Uncle Jesse on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:09:00 PST |
From the Mailbag: The Fan |
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: *pimpin iz just my hobby* Date: Jun 12, 2007 10:29 AM hi i love ur show
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Posted by Uncle Jesse on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:44:00 PST |
From the Mailbag: Defenders of Illiteracy |
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: @aronDate: Jun 2, 2007 8:48 PM
u fucking sicko im gonna kick ur old rinkily ass u godamn fagget u r hitting on my little sister
she actually t...
Posted by Uncle Jesse on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:18:00 PST |
Becky and I Encourage Beastiality |
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Posted by Uncle Jesse on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST |
Memorial Day Thoughts |
Memorial Day is a special day when we all get a chance to appreciate the brave troops who travel to far away lands and defend our freedom by having sex with dirty foreign prostitutes. Let us all remem...
Posted by Uncle Jesse on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:19:00 PST |
From the Mailbag: Uncle Jesse's Advice Column |
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: ? Kay-Bee Date: Apr 25, 2007 1:41 PM um hi did u get my message yesterdau? can u give me some advice?
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Posted by Uncle Jesse on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:43:00 PST |
Stupid Fucking Cunts: Phishing Issues |
Now in between fighting hispanics to get off my lawn and punching elderly vaginas after a few lines of coke and more than a few shots of Jim Beam... I check my myspace page to see what virtual pussy I...
Posted by Uncle Jesse on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:19:00 PST |
