i want to have 84748974 kids. i will number them except number 7 his name will just be steve. i will pay 238972893723 each to name a star after each one. and then i will give myself the money because seriously... who freaking gets the money when you buy a star? who was like... hey i own the stars so if you want to name one after yourself then give me the money and i will name it after you! well they obviously were a smart person but everyone else is just so dumb i guess. well i knew that anyways you know why? because i know everything about everything that has anything to do with anything unless it's math because i'm horrible with numbers which is why i just go 490849084 when i am talking about something with a numerical value.
where do babies come from? Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.))((
A pretentious, showy life is an empty life; a plain and simple life is a full life.
-Proverbs 13:7
