Bum Tastic! |
This morning I got into a verbal argument with a homeless man. He said he knew Jesus.I knew he didn't. He also said that Dirty Work was the worst Peter Jackson film since Jaws. I rolled up the sleeves... Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 17:56:00 GMT |
Spring Cleaning |
This morning I woke up the smell of something burning. I ran downstairs in fear that my house was burning. Whew! That was a close one. Nothing was burning. Apparently the failed script I was using for... Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 17:49:00 GMT |
Agent Trouble! Humbug! |
I woke up this morning and called my agent to try and hear some good news. After I asked him and he failed to tell me any, I asked him to bring me a 42 oz Grape Mellon Surprise from QT. He told me tha... Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 17:47:00 GMT |
Pondering Life |
I woke up this morning and tried to deny my age. I was looking in the mirror and I looked like, well, the Bob Saget that use to not be. So, I stripped down to my BVD's and squinted my eyes just enough... Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 17:36:00 GMT |
Script Idea |
This morning I woke up and tried to write a new script that had been swishing around in the old nogen. Its about a man and a woman, the woman is a telephone operator. Well, action insues as you can te... Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 17:29:00 GMT |
Age Old Tales of Woe |
This morning I stepped away from the script idea after being beamed in the head with one of those nerf koosh shooters. I made some cereal and never escaped the gentle touch of my PJs. I looked on eBay... Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 17:29:00 GMT |