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Ratso

EVERYTHING LOOKS BETTER IN CAT HAIR

About Me


I am
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

My Interests

INTERESTS:
whitetrash livin', black eyes, stitches, tattoos, porn, fire, meat bees , trannies, kittens, flashlights, Disneyland, serial killers, clean sheets, dirty boots, state fairs, hookers, your story, monster truck rally, disasters, demolition derby, medical oddities, gardening, eerie parallels, pork chops and other meat

I'd like to meet:

I'D LIKE TO MEET: CAMPERS, RISK TAKERS, WATER DOGS, FAITH HEALERS, BEE KEEPERS, SNAKE HANDLERS, ADVENTURE SEEKERS, JOKE TELLERS

Music:

NOISE:
Dolly Parton, Blue Grass, Broken Glass, Glass Packs, Face Slaps, Danielle Dax, Diamanda Galas, Fuckemos, BINKY, PME, Toilet Boys, Bobsled, X, The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black, Patti Smith, Yoko Ono/Plastic Ono Band, Can, Bloodhag, Mrs Miller, PuNk, 60's French Pop, The Shaggs, Handsome Family, Esquivel, Gravy Train, ABBA & PLAY IT LOUD!!!

Movies:

FILMS:
John Waters, Alfred Hitchcock, Salo, Cabaret, Crash, MissHell, The Salt Mines, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Anything about Vietnam, Any J.D. Films, Night Of The Living Dead still scares the BEJEEZUS out of me

Television:

BOOB TUBE:
ER, Good Eats, *M*A*S*H*,Forensic Files, Animal Cops, Ren & Stimpy, Eatin Alive, I Love Lucy

Books:

READING:
True-Crime, RE/Search, JT LeRoy, Bataille, Mr. William S. Burroughs, Rita Mae Brown, Dr Seuss, Cruddy,Confederacy of Dunces, Pecked To Death By Ducks, Field Guides, The Good Citizens Handbook, Autoerotic Fatalities

Heroes:

IDOL WORSHIP:
Josephine Baker, Cookie Muller, Dolly Parton, Fran!, Kembra Phaler, the man who sold the world

My Blog

ALL HAIL MY SATANIC MEAT


Posted by Ratso on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST

mono

i've pretty much spent my entire weekend (3 days) in the bathroom, no not sick but a complete make over, of the bathroom not meit's many shades of drab and weathered, it will be nice for the winter, h...
Posted by Ratso on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:19:00 PST

a dream remembered

A revolutionary politico band with a giant robot named Corporate America as part of their stage show hits the stage, spouting out activist rhetoric and poking fun at their prop Corporate America.i tho...
Posted by Ratso on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:41:00 PST

begin countdown

the week hasn't gone as smooth as i would have likedi lost two mornings to work training with only one day notice for bothbut now i know the proper high level dissinfecting procedure for ultrasound va...
Posted by Ratso on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:05:00 PST

a pet peeve

allow me to gripe for just a momenti really REALLY hate when a tenant moves out and they arrange for their "friends" to move in, now you might think that's the cool thing to do...well i beg to differi...
Posted by Ratso on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:12:00 PST

hello SATAN!

Things are just chugging along, i'm gearing up to say goodbye to all at Langley i will miss them, i will try not to get sad and cry or anything. I secretly hope to be back at UC one day but until then...
Posted by Ratso on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:12:00 PST

Creamy Tuna Spirals

This is what i came across at the berkeley bowl, i hate that place but i must endure every now and then to stock up on hard to find items.... creamy tuna spirals is NOT one of them*work work work*clea...
Posted by Ratso on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:14:00 PST

W-E-I-R-D-O

Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about themselves" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird things/habits/facts, as well as state this rule clearl...
Posted by Ratso on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:25:00 PST

mothersday

I knew she was coming, i've only been waiting 5 years, she decided to show up on mothers day.She is older now, i wasn't sure what she would look like, and she wouldn't know it was me if i asked her fo...
Posted by Ratso on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:02:00 PST

Please Help

what does the H in jesus H christ stand forit's killing me
Posted by Ratso on Sat, 13 May 2006 01:17:00 PST