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Nick

Will nature make a man of me yet?

About Me


*I have the memory of a goldfish. Sometimes a goldfish with alzheimers, because I can remember minute details about random insignificant things (However, I don't remember what happened yesterday).
*I'm an Aries
*I'm an FTM
*I hate cilantro
*I love images of girls with guns, if you have any, please, pass them along!
*I don't consider the 80's "retro"
*When I was a kid, I wanted to be the Bionic Woman's dog, Max.
*I'm short
*I'm okay with that
*My love for the thigh high has gotten out of control. Just talking about them makes me blush.
*Even though I have a dirty mind, I never, ever ever get dirty jokes. Try me.
*I dry clean my blue jeans.
*I'm not at all suave, I must try to charm people with my dorkiness.
*Puppies and Junkies are attracted to the jingle of my keys. It amuses me to see them attracted to the sound.
*My friends are the most decent human beings I know, I'm real proud of them.
*I have recently learned not to go to Good Vibes and turn on "The Cone". It won't turn off. What it will do is vibrate all over the display table, threatening to knock other vibrators off the table, as you panic while turning crimson red, trying frantically to continually hit the button as the store watches you shout "shut off shut off" at it. Shouting doesn't help. Thanks, Chicken, for rescuing me.
*shameless plug* In SF and need a new stylist? Check out my website: http://www.hairbynicky.com

Buried at PhotoCasket.com

My Interests

Staring into people's livingrooms and imagining living there, the color red, New York City, FTM, motorcycles, vintage, 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's, butch, hair, genderqueer, shopping *only if I'm getting a good deal*, internet window shopping, genderbendera, fat cats, cosmetology, hairdressing, babies, puppies, the crepes at ti couz, clubs, drag, queers, bois, grrls, dykes, san francisco, bakelite, ebay, pinup girls, clothes, boots, bootblacking, shoe worship, bdsm, femme, gender, shoes, tranny, trannies, gender, fags, MTF, nightlife, fetishists, freaks, perverts, intelligent people, finding new things that make me blush, thigh highs, cashmere sweaters, queers of all sorts, music, film, and photoshop.

I'd like to meet:

People into vintage stuff or people who spark my interest in something new- I love discovering new things and enjoy meeting people that introduce new worlds. Someone who wants to give me their motorcycle. People that are creative, honest, authentic, grounded, and not afraid to look "uncool". People who know themselves well...People who want to talk to me before sending a friend request...

Music:

Radiohead, Billie Holiday, Led Zepplin, The Jive Bombers, The Rhonettes, Bratmobile, The Cramps, Dean Martin, Vic Damone, Violet Indiana, Mono, St. Etienne, The Smiths, Morrissey, Harry James, The Mills Brothers, The Platters, Bobby Darin, The Ink Spots, Elvis, Bo Diddly, Chopin, Caruso, whatever hot sexy rap song is out, Alien Sex Fiend, The Toy Dolls (ok....I used to love them but I can handle about one whole song now without grinding my teeth- so lets just say anything from high school to an extent), Beastie Boys, Oasis, Blur, The Specials, The Selecter, Adam and the Ants, Nitzer Ebb, Frank Sinatra

Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Movies:

Ma Vie En Rose, Grindhouse (the second part, though who can resist Rose McGowan with a machine gun leg)... Wings of Desire, Far Away So Close, But I'm a Cheerleader, Jesus Camp, Cinema Paridiso, Red, Blue, Muriel's Wedding, Connie & Carla, Little Miss Sunshine, Twin Falls Idaho, Moulin Rouge, Suburbia (the real first one from the 80s with Flea), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Baraka, Closer, Swingers, Brazil, Connie and Carla, Crybaby, Hairspray, Serial Mom, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Tank Girl, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Sin City, My Life As A Dog, The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Requiem For A Dream, Barfly, Buffalo 66, Donnie Darko, Ghost World, The Fifth Element, Minority Report, Fingered (Kern,Lunch), Bittersweet...

Television:

The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, Strangers With Candy, Lost, Oz (mostly for the pervy parts) Supernanny, America's Top Model, HBO, that hot Judge Milian with her sexy shoes and that vein in her neck that pops out when she gets pissed off and points around,CSI, NCIS, Arrested Development.

Books:

The Portrait of Dorian Grey, Stone Butch Blues, the side of my cereal box, Well of Lonliness, Devil in the Details, Black Like Me, the "...for Dummies" books, Geek Love, and anything David Sedaris.

Heroes:

mom

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So, I really blog on Livejournal.... "Nickdandy" is the name....If you're a friend, friend me and I'll let ya past the screening....Think I'm gonna trash these posts soon cause I'm sick of seeing them...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:27:00 PST