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I'm a hairy hott kinky queer pansexual who doesn't give a (gender) fu*k. I have an alter ego named Pierre who bitches at the sloppy Dommes who i co-habitate with and who are looking over my shoulder and correcting my spelling. My house is a real dungeon and northside queer central (queer HQ.75). Sometimes i act as a poster boy, but i'm an exhibitionist so it gets me going. You may know me from such films as "So, you have chlamydia, now take some Zithromyacin?" or "why do you think it's important to some people to create a common language for idenity." You may have seen me in various well lit offices, street corners, needle exchanges or church basements handing out condoms, sugar scrub, literature, and my phone number (just kidding). I am well known in many circles as the harbinger of all that's bad taste/good taste/late night/itchy/bdsm/pinksnowsuit/breakout/breakdown/bootydance/ lapdance queer. But that's only one side of me. Deep down, I'm a sensuous homosexuALL, which means that everyone wants to get with me. I will sweet talk my way into your cellphone speed-dial, send you kinky photos of me via text message, and wash my sheets after every sexual encounter. My dog (aka girlfriend) doesn't like the smell of other people on my pillows. But she can sleep over at her other parent's place sometimes (but she moved to Tucson..hmmm), so we just have to plan ahead. Baby, I'm a lone ranger rhinestone red hat gold lame boxered urban cowboy who drives his honda like it's a pure bred stallion. You know I'm here for you baby. Come and get me!

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