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About Me

i love: red, even numbers, jokes that dont make sense, the number 2, movies, video games, cooking, blackberry green tea frappucinos, cigarettes, books, zombies, jim halpert.

i hate:orange, ignorance, stupidity, soft packs of cigs, making my bed, george w. bush, paris hilton, god's gift complexes, close mindedness, skanks, holier than thou attitudes, bad hygiene, bad grammar, bad spelling, inappropriate use of words, most people, and most likely i hate you.

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My Interests

red.
cooking.
eyeliner.
chain-smoking.
drinking.
philosophy.
writing.
music.
intelligent conversation.
comic books.
reading.
video games
drunken cam whoring.
shitting in your cornflakes.

I'd like to meet:

friedrich nietzsche
chuck palahniuk
elizabeth wurtzel
my doppelganger
eli roth
the west memphis three
trent reznor
bill hicks
takashi miike
dario argento

Music:

Movies:

chasing amy.
texas chainsaw massacre (original.)
hedwig.
house of 1000 corpses.
ghost world.
old and/or cheesy horror movies.
donnie darko.
all the real girls.
secretary.
lolita.
virgin suicides.
nowhere.
the doom generation.
lost in translation.
thirteen.
the good girl.
mallrats.
clerks.
batman(w/ adam west).
spun.
saved.
garden state.
my life without me.
requiem for a dream.
the royal tenenbaums.
fight club.
scarface.
taxi driver.
high tension.
the dreamers.
vulgar.
closer.
battle royale.
batman begins.
the devil's rejects.
the heart is deceitful above all things.
the shape of things.
clerks 2.
hostel.
art school confidential.
little miss sunshine.
marie antoinette.
the prestige.
suspiria.
pelts.
three...extremes.
jenifer.
sleepaway camp.
zombi.
audition.
imprint.
cannibal ferox.
sid and nancy.
dawn of the dead(original and remake).
alpha dog.
pulp fiction.
reservoir dogs.
the 40 year old virgin.
snakes on a plane.
bully.
200 cigarettes.
prozac nation.
american beauty.
happy endings.
hard candy.
cabin fever.
knocked up.
superbad!
little children.
notes on a scandal.
children of men.

Television:

scrubs.
family guy.
the office.
nip/tuck.
the sopranos.
cooking shows.
entourage.
lucky louie.
big love.
LOST.
it's always sunny in philadelphia.
my name is earl.
the daily show.
cheaters!!!
robot chicken.
heroes.
the o.c. yeah. i said it. i watch the fucking o.c.

Books:

anything nietzsche.
cg jung.
chuck pahlaniuk(fight club, lullaby, diary, invisible monsters, etc).
elizabeth wurtzel(prozac nation, bitch, & more, now, again, etc).
jt leroy (heart is deceitful, sarah, etc.).
house of leaves, by mark z. danielewski.
the virgin suicides, by jeffrey eugenides.
sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs, by chuck klosterman.

Heroes:

bill hicks. batman.

My Blog

distractions.

i got my period yesterday. bah. first day - not so bad. second and third days - a virtual bloodbath in my uterus.i also did the laundry yesterday. now, not too long ago, some assholes busted open the ...
Posted by ruiner. on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:57:00 PST

6 things.

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule clearly. ...
Posted by ruiner. on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:32:00 PST

omg a myspace blog NO WAY.

so. i suppose i have nothing of dire importance to say. nothing "intellectual" this time around. things have been okay lately, nothing extraordinary. drinking, sleeping, school, etc. etc. same old shi...
Posted by ruiner. on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:09:00 PST

its time for you all to shut the fuck up.

(note: i had this long post, and then my comp. fucked up..and i lost it. so now, im extra aggressive.) 1. if you didnt go vote on prop. 2, you dont get to fucking bitch. end of story. no excuses. you...
Posted by ruiner. on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 02:37:00 PST

im exercising my fucking opinions now, bitches.

so i have been hearing all this shit from different sides about the hurricanes, and the earthquake, etc. some people are saying things like "wow, god has it out for us. is this the beginning of the en...
Posted by ruiner. on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:07:00 PST

and now, a public service announcement.

september 3rd, 2005. the alcohol..the jello shots.. the strange men. the debauchery that ensued... and this girl....britt...it was her birthday. and then, in a shocking turn of ...
Posted by ruiner. on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 04:13:00 PST

bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks.

name: age: location: what do u do on the weekends: what music do u like : do u love God: what do u look like: do u drink or do drugs: do u have sex(this one confused me): what do u look for i...
Posted by ruiner. on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 10:05:00 PST

a revelation and some safety scissors.

i figured something out today: not only am i a kick ass housewife, but im a school girl now as well. which, by all accounts, makes me HOT. score! i cleaned my apartment, i cooked dinner the other day...
Posted by ruiner. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ooh, one of my sexy parties!

Posted by ruiner. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

vagina.

1. Reply with your name and I will write something random about you.2. I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I will pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.4. I will say some...
Posted by ruiner. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST