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I'M SAVING UP TO ATTEND THE FAKIR INTENSIVES IN SAN FRANSISCO by 2010, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HELP, PLEASE DONATE BELOW!! ANYTHING WILL HELP!!! MY TARGET GOAL IS $3K!!! Everyone who donates will be entered into a drawing for 2 free piercings once I achieve my goal:-DCheck out:
    Pisst Fish's Inked Nation
and
    My Inked Nation Page
Is your piercer piercing you on luck alone? How do you know? Know your piercer, they should have proper education and have proof posted in a prominent location in the piercing area or in their portfolio. BEFORE YOU EMAIL ME ABOUT PIERCING ISSUES, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS FORMAT INTO YOUR MESSAGE AND PROVIDE ME WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION: ---------------------------------------------------------- What type of piercing did you get: How old is your piercing: What are you using to clean it: How often are you cleaning it: How many times a day are your sea salt soaks: Do your sea salt soaks sting or burn: If an oral piercing, what brand of rinse are you using: Do you consume alcoholic beverages (if yes, how often?): Do you notice any localized redness, inflammation, swelling, or discharge: Have you traumatized the piercing (hit, caught, torn): Any other information you feel I should know: If the situation worsens, come in to see me IMMEDIATELY, there's only so much I can do online. If you can't get in to see me, see your healthcare professional IMMEDIATELY. ---------------------------------------------------------- Now that I've ranted a bit, introductions: I'm Jared. I've been piercing professionally for just about 3 years now, it's been 7+ years since I started piercing others, and about 20 years since I put the first sharp thing through my skin intentionally. Not much about me, really. I'm fucked in the head, i have a strange sense of humor, i am manic depressive (but mostly empty at present), i have a few different personalities floating around in my skull, i can't stand the masses of sheep, i can't stand the ignorant elite, and I pretty much hate...just about everything to do with politics and the rape of the american dream. (And I'm a big Hunter S. Thompson fan, if you couldn't tell) er, yeah, and I ramble on and rant a lot, so kiss my ass :-D I'm a professional body piercer at Pisst Fish on Memorial Ave in West Springfield (next to the Big E). PISST FISH TATTOO COMPAY Monkeys will fling feces at you if you don't come by for your next piercing. Fakir Musafar and Jim Ward rock my world.Here's my schedule at the shop: PISST FISH Mon-SAT = 12p-8:30p Surface piercings are only performed on those who show the ability to heal advanced piercings (i.e., Industrials, nipples, multiple cartilage, OR multiple standard piercings), and you have to come in for me to check your anatomy and take a measurement for custom jewelry. I'm not here to waste my time, or yours.So yeah, definitely come by, check out my full portfolio and whatnot. That way you can be sure I don't suck;) And no, you won't see vertical labrets, tongue webbings (lingual frenulums) or smileys (frenulums) in my portfolios...NOT a fan of these piercings. If I know you, and you BEG me, I might do it for you. But I'll tell you right now, smileys will hurt your teeth, and vert labrets are high migration (you can achieve the same look with a traditional labret/middle lip piercing using a circular barbell). BUYER BEWARE. As always, show up sober, show up early, and show up often!! :-DI now offer play piercing. Prices are based on the project, with a $40 minimum (covers up to 18 needles, with two 8x10 glossy prints...each additional needle is $5, each additional print is $5). Large projects are quoted accordingly...my goal is not to rape your wallet. I can now use multi-colored luer-lock needles due to the recent changes in MA law!! See my pics for some samples with 20g piercing needles. Luer-lock ends will be added soon!!Laser cautery branding to be offered in the near future, once I visit Steve Haworth in the fall. See my pics for some branding samples using standard cautery tips (1200°F).

My Interests

reading, going to shows, xc biking, hackysack, playing guitar, singing, beating my head against the wall, monkeys, photography, sculpting, odd artish things, avoiding social interaction...and internet photo whoring sites such as:

    My Hi5
    My Ringo
    My WebShots
    My Tagworld

I'd like to meet:


Anyone into piercings, suspensions, play piercings...other freaks with similar music/movie tastes...crazy people, people that think existence is a curse, NO RACISTS, NO HOMOPHOBES, NO ONE THAT WANTS TO TELL ME HOW "GOOD" MEAT IS, non-militant vegans, non-militant vegetarians, etc. By "non-militant" i'm referring to those that spread their views in subtle ways, and only when asked...not those that demand you listen, and beat you about the head with your dead animal flesh. I tend to think militant philosophies only accomplish derision and promote ignorance. Check out:

    VEGAN OUTREACH
Vegan Outreach rocks.Read my little monkey page here, and if you think we'd get along, go for it...I won't throw too much fecal matter at you:-p Oh, and if I "add" you to my "friends", that means I've checked out your profile and thought we might have common interests...if you accept, then that means the same. I'm not a myspace nazi requiring you to message me first or w/e, but if you're going to add me as a friend, I would say that being into body mod is a definite, or at least our musical interests have to coincide...or something other than "you're hot" or "I like your piercings" or "I want to suckhump your lips" or "fuckstarting your head is my dream" or whatever. (although the fuckstarting would most likely amuse me, and get a response...lol) Oh yeah, and that crazy man on the mountain, Moses, so I can get some of those good drugs that he was on -)

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo .

Music:

kasabian, keane, army of anyone, in flames, atreyu, front 242, alice in chains, pink floyd, remy zero, placebo, vnv nation, assemblage 23, david bowie, NIN, TOOL, System of a Down, kittie, korn, adema, chevelle, deftones, morrissey, sneaker pimps, type-o-negative, covenant, kenna, pearl jam, stp, the smiths, the verve, jeff buckley, veruca salt, drain S.T.H., massive attack, hooverphonic, ac/dc, pitchshifter, fiona apple, dada, zeromancer, wumpscut, static-x, radiohead, coldplay, marilyn manson, chopin, mozart, beethoven, rachmaninoff, catherine wheel, eve 6, shostakovich, brahms, weezer, spin doctors, travis, the cure, underworld, KMFDM, dandy warhols, clan of xymox, leonard cohen, mazzy star, lacuna coil, eminem, eazy-e, type-o negative, interpol, velvet acid christ, echo and the bunnymen, john pattitucci, kenna, toad the wet sprocket, garbage, the beta band, the doors, led zeppelin, depeche mode, the beatles, elastica, faith no more, U2, pantera, the faint, killswitch engage, the killers, computorgirl, the strokes, yeah yeah yeahs, rufus wainwright, the white stripes, tears for fears, the talking heads, simple minds, placebo, velvet revolver, neil young, Lemonheads, nirvana, soundgarden, porcupine tree, Seed, tom petty, bob dylan, PM Dawn, slipknot, tori amos, beck, rage against the machine, filter, Vast, Ascii Disko, elastica, the Mission UK, neuroticfish, iris, apoptygma berserk, new order, I am the World Trade Center, portishead, Cocteau Twins, good ambient music, nice dark depressing tunes, pretty much anything good

Movies:

Sunshine, Cloverfield, Rambo (2008), trainspotting, Altered States, Requiem for a Dream, Session 9, Event Horizon, Donnie Darko, Jacob's Ladder, Hellraiser, Dark City, Blade Runner, Se7en, Reign of Fire, the way of the gun, Platoon, The Matrix, Cube, Pi, Ninja Scroll, Akira, Dawn of the Dead, Batman, Batman II, Edward Scissorhands, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Ghostbusters, Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, Pitch Black, Being John Malkovich, Legends of the Fall, Braveheart, A Midnight Clear, Mindwalk, Gattaca, Spun, The Shape of Things, Gremlins I+II, Critters, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Conan: The barbarian, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Secret Window, Scanners, Phantasm, Willow, Hudson Hawk, Battlestar Gallactica (yeah, I'm a geek), Star Trek (all of them, old skool and TNG), Starship Troopers (Better than the novel for some things, worse for others), Clerks (hate anything with Ben Asslick, so chasing amy and mall rats is out, or jay and silent bob smoke crack), Dogma (only because asslick dies), Johnny Get Your Gun, Cool Hand Luke, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Alien, Aliens, Waterworld (until the gay-ass ending), The Postman (until I fell asleep :-p ), Billy Madison, Last Man Standing, The Devil's Advocate, Scarface, The Godfather (I-III), Saving Private Ryan (just the Normandy invasion and the defense of the bridge...great battle scenes), Office Space, StrangeLand, Star Wars (I-VI, but I hate George Lucas), Happy Gilmore, True Romance, Gia, Sonny, Freddy Got Fingered, Road Trip, Austin Powers, Drop Dead Fred, Kundun, Shaun of the Dead, The Crow, Phantoms (Hey, wanna see somethin? lol), The Station Agent, Super-Size Me, Orwell Rolls in His Grave, Last Temptation of Christ, The Passion, American History X, The Manchurian Candidate (2004), Fahrenheit 9-11, Kill Bill Vol. 1 (not crazy about Vol. 2), Reservoir Dogs, 28 Days Later (except the ending...love the part where the daughter says "..Daddy?.." after they put about 2 clips into him lol), and anything unique with good actors, Historical Epics, Philosophical, lots of death, sick jokes...

Television:

Serial Experiments Lain, Neogenesis Evangelion, x, Hellsing, The Sopranos, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Just Shoot Me, News Radio, Invader Zim, Earthworm Jim, 3rd Rock from the Sun, V, The Fall Guy (yeah, I admit, I wanted to be a stunt man...still do, I guess), The Hulk, Spiderman, Wonderwoman (yeah, old skool linda carter makes the monkeys scream), Dr. Who, Mork and Mindy, Battlestar Galactica (original, and the new series), Star Trek (original, TNG, Voyager, Enterprise), Stargate SG-1, Sliders, Dukes of Hazard, Greatest American Hero, Batman: The animated series, Spawn, Aeon Flux, Southpark, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Drawn Together, Babylon 5, I really don't watch much TV unless I don't want to think, and then it all depends on whether or not I can sleep...basically I watch the sci-fi channel, National geographic, or Discovery...there is digital cable in my possession, and I have fallen victim.

Books:

Authors:Stephen King, Isaac Asimov, Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan, George R. R. Martin, J.R.R. Tolkein, Stephen R. Donaldson, Fritjoff Capra, Vera Stanley Adler, Nietszche, Kierkegaard, Stephen Hawking, Joseph Campbell, Al Franken, Robert Heinlein, Hunter S. Thompson, Frank Herbert, Orson Scott Card, Andre NortonTopics:History (world, math, art, philosophy, etc.), Physics theory, Philosophy, Science, Electronics/Technology, Theology, Mythology, Science Fiction, Fantasy

Heroes:

Jesus Christ...and anyone that has the strength to fight conformity and the status quo

My Blog

Upcoming flight? MRI? CAT scan? PTFE IS FOR YOU

Scared of being molested by airline officials?  Have a medical exam coming up involving an MRI/CAT scan?  We carry 14g PTFE for nipples, navels, etc. as well as a full line of 12/14/16g reta...
Posted by Nothing on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:49:00 PST

Be part of the PISST FISH PIRANHA PACK!!!

Come get pierced and get your Piranha Pack cards!  Get pierced 5 times, and get your 6th one on us!  This is a limited promotion, so they're going to go fast!Remember, get pierced profession...
Posted by Nothing on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:49:00 PST

It’s nice to find other professionals that agree

http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20050417.htmlCheck out the article, it's informative for those of you wanting corset piercings!
Posted by Nothing on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:18:00 PST

FOR THOSE OF YOU INQUIRING ABOUT APPRENTICESHIPS

APPRENTICESHIP PREREQUISITES Due to the excessive amount of requests for apprenticeships, I have decided to go over all the basics you will need BEFORE YOU EVEN CONTACT ME. Achievi...
Posted by Nothing on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:08:00 PST

Some nasty things about Jell-O

What exactly is Jell-O made from? .. dtl_id=24329 //--> If you've ever eaten in a cafeteria, chances are good that your dessert options included Jell-O. There are hundreds...
Posted by Nothing on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:22:00 PST

Join this group if you're interested in your CIVIL LIBERTIES!

http://groups.myspace.com/CivilLibertiesforAmericanModernPri mitives
Posted by Nothing on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:44:00 PST

SAVE INTERNET RADIO!!!

http://www.savenetradio.org/
Posted by Nothing on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:17:00 PST

Best Streaming Progressive Station

http://66.207.196.218:8200ETN.fm....good stuff.
Posted by Nothing on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:31:00 PST

Don't believe the hype about H2O Aftercare!!

Okay, since this seems to be the new fad in this area to recommend H2O Ocean spray as the "be all end all" of aftercare, I've dedicated a blog to it.  First of all, this product would replace sea...
Posted by Nothing on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

VNV NATION ROCKS

The show at Axis the other night was amazing;)  I had such an awesome time.  It almost turned tragic when one of the ends from my circular barbell fell off...but some diligent floor-searchin...
Posted by Nothing on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:35:00 PST