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Jon-ass Fo Yo Bitch-Ass

Snitches gonna get whats comin, so watch the fuck out!!

About Me

I build fast cars and do them up all sorts of pimp-o-liciousness. I'm good at it, so don't fuck around. Candy coat all the way, keepin it gangsta. I work at an automotive shop as a mechanic. I just finished up and retired my career as a full time auto body painter. I love to work on cars. Party on the weekends and some weeknights, but work during the week. I'm always down to do anything that is somewhat fun. I like to play sports when i can and lift weights to keep me out of trouble. Catch me at the Summer Nationals next year in Worcester with tha illest car. American muscle all the way. I dont care what anyone thinks of me, ill cut ya wit a paper shredder. embed allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src='' enableJavascript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" style='display:none' AUTOSTART='True'

My Interests

Party, beer, sports, street racing, team america, clorox bleach to make those whitey whites whiter, fast cars with big motors, anything to do with cars, women, ink(peircings are cool too), weight lifting, colt 45, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, music, shiny paint jobs, KROME, shanks, ShAnKs, and more shanks, other stuff that i forgot about.....

I'd like to meet:

Three Six Mafia or the Playa Hata of the year......Any dollar store employee so i can get discounts.

Music:

Alternative, Hard-core, heavy metal, rap, dirty south, all sorts of straight up gangsta shit, 60's-70's-80's rock, almost all music as long as it has a good beat & not too much else. don't like most techno or weak ass country. I hate buck cherry and nickelback!!!!!

Movies:

Team America World Police, Half Baked, Fear and Loating in Las Vegas, Waiting, Dead-Alive, Anchorman, Scarface, Dawn of the Dead, Choices, Field of Dreams, Braveheart, Old School, Dodgeball, Scary movie, Old horror moivies, Gone in 60 secinds, Snatch, fight Club, Alot of other shit i cant think of.

Television:

Family Guy, old episodes of Simpsons, Chappelle's Show, Drawn Together, King of Queens, Married With Children, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Stella, Pinks, Seinfeld....

Books:

Does the daily newspaper count??? Cause I burn that to heat my kettle.

Heroes:

Mr. T & the A-Team, Knight Rider, Jesse James got them guns, The man who invented chrome and then beat someone with the chrome cause that man was talkin shit about chrome....