Diesel, Kim (F'n) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Kimberly-FUCKING-Diesel. And that is all I'll ever need to be.

A dreamer, a cuddlewhore, a labyrinth. I love laughing, singing, and beer. I have an overwhelming soft spot for body art and anything containing peanut butter. Miami Ink makes me cry. So does Law and Order. I love starting crossword puzzles, but I can't ever seem to finish them. SuDoKu is the new Crystal Meth. Sometimes I call myself an artist, but most days I'm just Kim; a badass with a heart of gold.

All of the photos in and around my space are mine unless otherwise explicitly stated. I took them, so please don't.

My Interests

Body art, beer, cuddling, photography, reading, hickies, watching movies, looking up words that I'm not sure how to spell, cinematography, horoscopes, making out, people-watching, walking, music, beer, losing my mind, coffee, fucking, vodka, socks, shaving my legs, driving, Tantra, archive movies, driving to really loud music--with the window down--in the rain, back massages, busting ass to get what I want from life, baking cookies, rum, porn, hugs, grammar, screaming, the beach, showers, pajamas, scented candles, thunderstorms, pronouncing "es-" words correctly, sex, sunshine, cemeteries, lists, rambling, beer...

I'd like to meet:

As Rupert Holmes once said:

If you like pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape

Music:

I listen to it.

Movies:

I watch them.

Television:

Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Law and Order, MythBusters, Dirty Jobs, Miami Ink, The Weather Channel.

Books:

The kind with words. Usually in English.

Heroes:

My sister, my best friend, and everyone who talks to me on a regular basis. Thanks for not shooting me in the brain yet.

My Blog

She’s A Much More Beautiful Person Than She’ll Ever Know.

Not too long ago, I'd basically vowed to turn this space from a legitimate blog into something far more cryptic. Since then, I've been incredibly handicapped when I attempt to compose anything for my...
Posted by Diesel, Kim (F'n) on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:53:00 PST

Happy Birthday To Me.

After being told a couple of weeks ago that the guy I got my last tattoo from no longer worked at the shop, I finally have a new guy. And he's just a million times... better. As, like, a p...
Posted by Diesel, Kim (F'n) on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:08:00 PST

Burnin’ bridges, baby, burnin’ bridges, makin’ wishes...

Hey, I live here:My close friend and ex-roomie knew two of the guys at the VMAs this year. That makes me cool by association. On that same note: What the FUCK happened to John Norris? ...
Posted by Diesel, Kim (F'n) on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:56:00 PST

One, Two, Fuck You. Dont Tell Me What To Do.

I am alive.I mistyped that at first, the sentence originally stated "I am Alice." That is not correct. I am Kim. I have only even known one person in my life who is named Alice, and ...
Posted by Diesel, Kim (F'n) on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:33:00 PST

The Polyphonic Spree want you back.

I really can't believe that I'm watching The Polyphonic Spree perform live on my television right now. Thank you, DirecTV. This is so gloriously ridiculous.Michigan is very Michigan-y.&nbs...
Posted by Diesel, Kim (F'n) on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:38:00 PST

I'm afraid of Americans.

This weekend I:- Finally vindicated my bitter high school heart by seeing the Blue Man Group... for FREE even.- E-stalked a member of the Blue Man Band; the one who gave us free tickets, and whom I ma...
Posted by Diesel, Kim (F'n) on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:21:00 PST

You're a star, the way you are.

You're not foolin' anyone, no, you've got the eyes of an angel, don't try to change. Yeah, you're beautiful the way you are.I guess that sometimes all it takes to kick the doldrums is to get dol...
Posted by Diesel, Kim (F'n) on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:12:00 PST

Quandary, conundrum, confusion, malaise.

What's up with this melancholy pensive bullshit?All I want to do is lie in bed for the rest of the afternoon and intermittently sleep and watch movies. This is negative energy. I need to d...
Posted by Diesel, Kim (F'n) on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:05:00 PST

My apologies to the Catholic Church.

This is my friend, Drunk Matt Murphy. He's brilliant. It turns out that I actually DO like grapefruit after all, I'd just been eating them incorrectly for 20 years. Thanks mom an...
Posted by Diesel, Kim (F'n) on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

Ain't that a bee with an itch?

Registered for classes today. All things considered, that went pretty smoothly. Still, college is the bane of my existence. Given that it's the majority of my existence, though, I'm ...
Posted by Diesel, Kim (F'n) on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST