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Tessa

I am here for Friends

About Me

I named my car. In fact, I've named every car I've ever owned. My current baby's name is Chi-Chi. She's amazing.
I'm goofy most of the time, but also painfully serious as well.
I'm very generous when I can be, and very considerate when you matter.
I'm stubborn and irritating at times, but I try to make sure I'm not trampling on somebody else because of either of these traits.
I'm not interested in casual hook-ups, fuck buddies, friends with benefits, or anything like that. I'm very serious when I say I'm not that kind of girl. Discussing sex on the first date is out, and any mention from you regarding that topic will resort in a termination of communication.
I love my friends and my family and they are very important to me. Disrespecting them is disrespeceting me and is not acceptable.
I am honest with everybody and expect the same in return.
I'm complex and simple and fun and boring and any other number of qualifers. If you want to know more then ask.
I have no desire to lie, manipulate, or play games. I expect the same respect in return. I'm a big girl, and I can definitely handle the truth. I'm not blind to anybody's imperfection, including my own. I will not hesitate to drop you like a bad habit the minute you take advantage of me.
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My Interests

local music, rock music, movies, photography, psychology, politics, science, Austin, UT, sewing, football, hockey, philosophy, mockery, good times, cover bands rock my socks

I'd like to meet:

A whole slew of famous people, to be sure.

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Music:

acdc
alkaline trio
avril lavigne
breaking benjamin
burden brothers
cardigans, the
Carrie Underwood
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Darkness, The
eisley
elvis
eminem
fallout boy
flyleaf
Fray, The
george strait
johnny cash
led zepplin
matchbox20
panic! at the disco
papa roach
postal service
rascall flats
richard cheese
tears for fears
venus hum
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Movies:

Ace Ventura 1 and 2
Austin Powers 1-3
Bad Santa
Brokeback Mountain
Bruce Almighty
Clerks I and II
Crash
Emperor's New Groove
Eternal Sunshine
Family Guy Movie
Family Stone
Forty Year Old Virgin
Lion King
Passion of the Christ
Pirates
Pure Country
Something About Mary
Shrek
Swimming Pool
Thirteen
more

Television:

Family Guy
Futurama
ER
Gray's Anatomy
Heroes
Nip/Tuck
Dave Chappelle
any stand-up show
Whose Line
The Drew Carrey Show
Battlestar Gallatica
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Books:

Anything on Psychology, Where the Red Fern Grows, Anything by Dan Brown, True Crime books, the Harry Potter franchise, anything by George Orwell, etc.

Heroes:

My father. I am a daddy's girl through and through. He's my best friend and my mentor and nothing will ever change that.

My Blog

It’s Time for Presents, I Guess

First, a few observations, then a request.1.  I lost the holiday spirit a long time ago.  It's been several years since I can honestly say I've felt any spark of joy or sense of wonder towar...
Posted by Tessa on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:33:00 PST

Fitting

Sister Hazel - Your MistakeI'm not right, I'm not fineI wanna be rain that tastes like wineI wanna be good, I wanna be greatI wanna be everything except for your mistakeAccept me inside your mindI wan...
Posted by Tessa on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:46:00 PST

Sausage Balls, Wine, And Good Times Part 2

Okay, quickly before John's birthday feista...After the cooter comment I spent more time in the kitchen, making balls, cooking balls, and shootin' the shit w/my parents.  We told some stories of ...
Posted by Tessa on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:04:00 PST

Sausage Balls, Wine, and Good Times

Alright, let me try to (briefly) tell you about last night. I got home and watched Heroes (fucking amazing!!!! Hiro is gonna kick some ass...WHY DID THEY SAVE BENNETT??) and then began preparations on...
Posted by Tessa on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:00:00 PST

So Far To Go

You've Got So Far To Go - Alkaline TrioSoon ends our stay here and it's been funSo tonight I'll raise my glass to us'Cause we talked so much I think we filled this ashtray twiceAnd I'm pretty sure we ...
Posted by Tessa on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 05:04:00 PST

Giving Thanks

There's a lot to be thankful for this holiday season, at least in my neck of the woods.  Let's start with friends and move forward.I'm thankful for the fact that even though Britt lives in Housto...
Posted by Tessa on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:47:00 PST

Back at One

So, plus side?  I finally managed to feel PASSION for the first time since Stephen with somebody who WASN'T Stephen.  Downside?  6 month vow out the window, essentially wasted on a shor...
Posted by Tessa on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:24:00 PST

Lets Be Offensive

Things I just don't get, volume 2.SUVS, large trucks, hummers, etc...in suburbia.  What exactly is the point?  If you're a single man or woman, if you have no children, if you rarely meet th...
Posted by Tessa on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:50:00 PST

Id Recommend Skipping This One

Things I just don't get, installment 1.Religion.  Honestly, I come from a religious background.  At one point in time my dad was a preacher, for fuck sake.  I've been immersed in the bi...
Posted by Tessa on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:36:00 PST

A Whole Lot of Nothing

I really don't have anything to say, but I feel compelled to write something...anything.  I have all this crap rolling around in my head and it needs to go somewhere, but I'm pretty sure that I'l...
Posted by Tessa on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:28:00 PST